I have already written About Me in my About Me box,,, ha. What are some random funny quotes for my general box?
Funny & silly quotes -
“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” - Gerard Way
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” - Oscar Wilde
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.” - Oscar Wilde
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” - Oscar Wilde
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.” - Oscar Wilde
Besides, you'll get thousands of funny quotes here -
Here are the sources -
Quotesdaddy.com/quote/59255/ashleigh" that you have 15 you enter for any question that goes to vote. Shameful!
--RetroRay
All of these quotes are from Groucho Marx, perhaps one of the wittiest people who ever lived………..just my opinion though.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I worked my funny cute quotesway up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Military intelligence is a contradiction ifunny cute quotesn terms.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
As you go thru life
Whatever be your goal
Keep you eye upon the donut
And not upon the hole
love sucks
hilarious isnt it
cest la vie
What about we're a little crazy but that's how we roll. haha i like it !
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
famous spacecraftWhat is the famous painting that has the little UFO or spacecraft in the corner of it?
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signs of self injurySpeaking to a doctor about self injury and depression?
How can i explain to them how iv been feeling? and that i self injure? im not good at talking about things but im going to try my hardest.
any ideas?
and...can they send you to a psych ward if they see signs of self injury? or i tell them iv been feeling suicidal?
Just remember, a doctor is a professional. They aren't going to judge you or what you do, they simply want to treat your medical condition and help you feel better. Be straightforward and be honest. Self-injury and depression are not uncommon, and I'm guessing your doctor has dealt with this before.
Signs of self-injury are not enough for them to put you in a psych facility. You can read your rights here:
(and you can print a copy of them to show others).
However, feeling suicidal is grounds for a hospitasigns of self injurylization. Your doctor may refer you to a local ER where they can do a psych evaluation. Please, be honest with whatever questions that come up. If you're truly feeling suicidal, then you need help. Don't be afraid to get it.
Kudos for taking the first steps toward recovery. Remember: you are strong, you are brave, and you'll get through this. Good luck.
If you go to a psychiatrist, I think your aloud to talk about everything, but I have heard that If you are suicidal, or have thought about suicide lately, and you tell them that, they CAN send you to a psych ward. Trust me I'm in the same boat. My parents found out about everything, I told them that I would stop, but its just gotten worse and worse, I want to give in a go get help, but im scared to death they will throw me signs of self injuryin a psych ward knowing that Im having suicidal thoughts.
Goodluck Hun, hope this helped! :)
Don't. They will try to send you to a mental hospital. I got sent ones but my mom did not sign the agreement for me to be there. When my mom told me that. I cried.
Doctors doesn't know any better. I don't think they are so called professionals because of what I had experienced with them. It's better to seek a Psychiatrist hun.
If you would like to talk to somebody who has been through the same thing, please come to this site. It's absolutely free and you can talk for as long as you want. We aren't trained professionals, but we want to listen and help.
http://helperonline.bladetech.biz/contact.php
Please visit.
any ideas?
and...can they send you to a psych ward if they see signs of self injury? or i tell them iv been feeling suicidal?
Just remember, a doctor is a professional. They aren't going to judge you or what you do, they simply want to treat your medical condition and help you feel better. Be straightforward and be honest. Self-injury and depression are not uncommon, and I'm guessing your doctor has dealt with this before.
Signs of self-injury are not enough for them to put you in a psych facility. You can read your rights here:
(and you can print a copy of them to show others).
However, feeling suicidal is grounds for a hospitasigns of self injurylization. Your doctor may refer you to a local ER where they can do a psych evaluation. Please, be honest with whatever questions that come up. If you're truly feeling suicidal, then you need help. Don't be afraid to get it.
Kudos for taking the first steps toward recovery. Remember: you are strong, you are brave, and you'll get through this. Good luck.
If you go to a psychiatrist, I think your aloud to talk about everything, but I have heard that If you are suicidal, or have thought about suicide lately, and you tell them that, they CAN send you to a psych ward. Trust me I'm in the same boat. My parents found out about everything, I told them that I would stop, but its just gotten worse and worse, I want to give in a go get help, but im scared to death they will throw me signs of self injuryin a psych ward knowing that Im having suicidal thoughts.
Goodluck Hun, hope this helped! :)
Don't. They will try to send you to a mental hospital. I got sent ones but my mom did not sign the agreement for me to be there. When my mom told me that. I cried.
Doctors doesn't know any better. I don't think they are so called professionals because of what I had experienced with them. It's better to seek a Psychiatrist hun.
If you would like to talk to somebody who has been through the same thing, please come to this site. It's absolutely free and you can talk for as long as you want. We aren't trained professionals, but we want to listen and help.
http://helperonline.bladetech.biz/contact.php
Please visit.
did get married too spoiler*New Hollyoaks Spoilers* warning this are spoilers and amazing spoilers too :@?
Justin To Get A New Love Interest
Louise Cheats On Warren.
Louise - Christmas Suicide???
LATE NIGHT HOLLYOAKS RETURNS
Justin's New Girlfriend Lelia???
Craig Asks John Paul To Marry Him???
Craig Tries To Stop Steph Jumping Of Cliff???
Warren And Mandy To Cheat?
Warren Begins To Blackmail Calvin.
The Valentines Wedding Aproaches And Things Arent Looking To Good.
Carmels Fake Tan Goes Horibly Wrong!
Sasha Turns Up With Only Half Her Hair Straightened!
NIALL ACTUALLY KILLS KIERAN
A new love in store for troubled Hannah...and it's someone very unexpected
NIALL EXPOSED! The truth will out and in a stunt filled episode, more than one member of the McQueen clan will be blasted out of Chester
When Newt Returns He Starts A Broverly Relationship With Darren
Malachy Finds Out He Is HIV positive.
He Gives It To Mercedes But Then is To Scared To Tell Her So Runs Away
Mercedes Sleeps With Kris For Revenge.
Kris And Mercedes Not Knowing They Have It Now!
Michaela Gets A Crush On Barnsey
Kieran Not Impressed With Craig's Return
John Paul Returns In October To Finish The Departure Of Niall?
The stress of keeping his secret gives Jack an angina attack, but how do you call an ambulance for someone who's supposed to be dead?
Kieron is angrydid get married too spoiler when he sees John Paul hugging Craig
Frankie and Steph want to call an ambulance as Jack's condition deteriorates, whereas Darren thinks Jack needs his spray and races to get it.
Kieron wants John Paul to prove his love to him by marrying him next week; but John Paul can't do it, Kieron asks if it's over, and John Paul's silence speaks volumes.
Michaela watches Mike work as she waits for Amy, but is disappointed when Zoe returns.
Amy worries about what people will say when they find out she's pregnant again
Jacqui struggles to cope after giving up Max:
Kieran Breaks Up With John Paul
John Paul Is With Craig And Breaks Up With Kieran Just Beofre Kieran Is Poisoned By Niall.
Niall Reveals All His Attacks To Kieran Before He Dies.
Fletch Left For Good?
Kieran Finds The Person Who Adopted Niall.
Niall's Real Name Is Matthew.
Niall Sleeps With Steph?
'Who's Calvin kissing on his stag do?'
When Craig returns home Darren tells him that Frankie doesnt want to see him because he's scared Craig will see Jack.
Niall Takes All The Mcqueen Girls Hostage And One Will Die. Tina? Jaqui? Carmel? Or Mercedes?
Jacqui Takes Over The Business 'Washed Up'
Warren And Mandy Plan Further For Louise's Wedding
Steph See's Jack, Finding Out He's Stidid get married too spoilerll Alive.
Kris And Malachy Have A Big Fight At The SU Bar.
Russ Is In For A 宝贝疙瘩 Shock!
Malachy Reveals he has HIV
Leo reveals he is going to propose to Val
Val and Calvin Kiss
Carmel cant walk in her wedding dress
Warren and Mandy kiss and sleep together!
Myra and Leo kiss
John Paul misses Kierons funeral to take Carmel down the aisle
Niall spikes John Pauls drink but accidentally drinks it himself
Craig and John Paul leave together
IM AFRAID I THINK TINA DIES
BIGGER RUMOUR.
Apparently, The CLIFF THING With Steph Is Going To Be Niall Taking Steph Hostage And Going Mental. Maybe Niall Will Kill Steph :S
OMG thank you
Xx_Jenn_xX: "Mercedes deserves some comeuppance for being a tart it but i love Kris!"
WTF?!!! OK, so Kris is not exactly her male equivalent but I bet there wouldn't be a comment like that about a guy
OMG! Fantastic spoilers! I hope they're all true (except the HIV one with Kris - i mean, Mercedes deserves some comeuppance for being a tart it but i love Kris!)
Thanx :D
OMD what amazing spoilers
wont need to watch hollyoaks again
thanks
Louise Cheats On Warren.
Louise - Christmas Suicide???
LATE NIGHT HOLLYOAKS RETURNS
Justin's New Girlfriend Lelia???
Craig Asks John Paul To Marry Him???
Craig Tries To Stop Steph Jumping Of Cliff???
Warren And Mandy To Cheat?
Warren Begins To Blackmail Calvin.
The Valentines Wedding Aproaches And Things Arent Looking To Good.
Carmels Fake Tan Goes Horibly Wrong!
Sasha Turns Up With Only Half Her Hair Straightened!
NIALL ACTUALLY KILLS KIERAN
A new love in store for troubled Hannah...and it's someone very unexpected
NIALL EXPOSED! The truth will out and in a stunt filled episode, more than one member of the McQueen clan will be blasted out of Chester
When Newt Returns He Starts A Broverly Relationship With Darren
Malachy Finds Out He Is HIV positive.
He Gives It To Mercedes But Then is To Scared To Tell Her So Runs Away
Mercedes Sleeps With Kris For Revenge.
Kris And Mercedes Not Knowing They Have It Now!
Michaela Gets A Crush On Barnsey
Kieran Not Impressed With Craig's Return
John Paul Returns In October To Finish The Departure Of Niall?
The stress of keeping his secret gives Jack an angina attack, but how do you call an ambulance for someone who's supposed to be dead?
Kieron is angrydid get married too spoiler when he sees John Paul hugging Craig
Frankie and Steph want to call an ambulance as Jack's condition deteriorates, whereas Darren thinks Jack needs his spray and races to get it.
Kieron wants John Paul to prove his love to him by marrying him next week; but John Paul can't do it, Kieron asks if it's over, and John Paul's silence speaks volumes.
Michaela watches Mike work as she waits for Amy, but is disappointed when Zoe returns.
Amy worries about what people will say when they find out she's pregnant again
Jacqui struggles to cope after giving up Max:
Kieran Breaks Up With John Paul
John Paul Is With Craig And Breaks Up With Kieran Just Beofre Kieran Is Poisoned By Niall.
Niall Reveals All His Attacks To Kieran Before He Dies.
Fletch Left For Good?
Kieran Finds The Person Who Adopted Niall.
Niall's Real Name Is Matthew.
Niall Sleeps With Steph?
'Who's Calvin kissing on his stag do?'
When Craig returns home Darren tells him that Frankie doesnt want to see him because he's scared Craig will see Jack.
Niall Takes All The Mcqueen Girls Hostage And One Will Die. Tina? Jaqui? Carmel? Or Mercedes?
Jacqui Takes Over The Business 'Washed Up'
Warren And Mandy Plan Further For Louise's Wedding
Steph See's Jack, Finding Out He's Stidid get married too spoilerll Alive.
Kris And Malachy Have A Big Fight At The SU Bar.
Russ Is In For A 宝贝疙瘩 Shock!
Malachy Reveals he has HIV
Leo reveals he is going to propose to Val
Val and Calvin Kiss
Carmel cant walk in her wedding dress
Warren and Mandy kiss and sleep together!
Myra and Leo kiss
John Paul misses Kierons funeral to take Carmel down the aisle
Niall spikes John Pauls drink but accidentally drinks it himself
Craig and John Paul leave together
IM AFRAID I THINK TINA DIES
BIGGER RUMOUR.
Apparently, The CLIFF THING With Steph Is Going To Be Niall Taking Steph Hostage And Going Mental. Maybe Niall Will Kill Steph :S
OMG thank you
Xx_Jenn_xX: "Mercedes deserves some comeuppance for being a tart it but i love Kris!"
WTF?!!! OK, so Kris is not exactly her male equivalent but I bet there wouldn't be a comment like that about a guy
OMG! Fantastic spoilers! I hope they're all true (except the HIV one with Kris - i mean, Mercedes deserves some comeuppance for being a tart it but i love Kris!)
Thanx :D
OMD what amazing spoilers
wont need to watch hollyoaks again
thanks
why praise danceWhy do praise dancers in church dance with white face paint and black clothes on?
I have never heard of this. Do you have a link with more info? Location?
They want you to focus on the song instead of clothes or who they are. Only mimes dawhy praise dancences with white face paint and black clothes.
I can't speak for other churches, but in the fellowship I attend,why praise dance that doesn't happen. We wear regular clothes. I'm just wondering where you got such an idea.
D1
looks like a mime
I've never seen this.
They want you to focus on the song instead of clothes or who they are. Only mimes dawhy praise dancences with white face paint and black clothes.
I can't speak for other churches, but in the fellowship I attend,why praise dance that doesn't happen. We wear regular clothes. I'm just wondering where you got such an idea.
D1
looks like a mime
I've never seen this.
sample questions newlywed gameHow should I deal with my Monster
OK, to spare you of the time it would take for me to explain everything that has happened throughout my 5 year-long relationship (we married in October), I'm going to try and be concise about my problem. Basically, my husband's family, including mother are the most mean-spirited people I've ever encountered. I consider myself a very honest, compassionate, empathetic person who has done everything under the sun to try and win their affections to no avail. I have made phone calls, written emails, sent out invitations, gotten nice gifts, etc. and I've never been successful. Instead, they are cold, callous, calculating, and curt. In the past, I have tried to play their game (which is pretty much the only way to please my husband's mother...who also makes rules only to break them anyway for her benefit), but it's just really not working.
So, I've come to the end of the road for myself. I can't keep trying to win them over. Unfortunately, my husband feels caught in the middle. But, I keep trying to explain to him that it's not his job to force a resolution....it's downright impossible actually when you're not dealing with a rational person(s). In a nutshell, we finally gave them an ultimatum: Either they change their ways, or WE WILL CUT THEM OFF! My husband is psample questions newlywed gameetrified that they really will cut him off. I don't want that to happen, but I'm at the point where I REFUSE to budge, yet they may cut him off b/c those are the kinds of people they are. I feel like we had no choice but to draw our line in the sand. Please note that the MIL is the type of person who NEVER apologizes, takes responsibility, or admits any kind or wrongdoing. So, my question is: Do any of you have suggestions or experiences regarding how to handle this situation? It's very painful and stressful...and, we're newlyweds!
PS: (F.Y.I....here's a small sampling of things they have done to me)
a. They didn't celebrate our engagement (made up an excuse saying that they didn't need to b/c they expected it)
b. My husband's brother and his wife never acknowledge me when I'm present; his wife was invited to my bridal shower and did not even RSVP, nor did she attend our rehearsal dinner (made an excuse about how she HAD to work-she's a bartender)....although, somehow she was able to attend her own wedding the year before and when she came to our wedding, she and her husband left early without saying anything except "goodbye" and proceeded to give us a cheap, tacky gift.
c. When my husband's brother got married, they left my name off of thsample questions newlywed gamee invitation and shower invitation (even though we've been living together for 3 years). When we brought it up, excuses were made and there was no consideration for my feelings
**The list goes on and on and on....help! :)
This isn't what you want to hear but the truth is you two will be better off without them.They will continue with this behavior even if they agree not to.I have been married to my husband for 21 years we have not seen his family in 20 years.It was better for us than to be treated with such disrespect.They didn't even bother to come to our wedding they had to go to a "car show" yep that was their excuse.So my advice is to just cut them off.Your life will be better with out them but if your husband doesn't agree I suggest you move on from him.I know you love him but it would be easier than having him resent you because he can't see his family.I'm sorry but I wouldn't want anyone to live with the one they love resenting them.Good Luck.
go to www.motherinlawstories.com.....a community of people like you....and me :( and go to the message boards, you'll learn a lot!
So, I've come to the end of the road for myself. I can't keep trying to win them over. Unfortunately, my husband feels caught in the middle. But, I keep trying to explain to him that it's not his job to force a resolution....it's downright impossible actually when you're not dealing with a rational person(s). In a nutshell, we finally gave them an ultimatum: Either they change their ways, or WE WILL CUT THEM OFF! My husband is psample questions newlywed gameetrified that they really will cut him off. I don't want that to happen, but I'm at the point where I REFUSE to budge, yet they may cut him off b/c those are the kinds of people they are. I feel like we had no choice but to draw our line in the sand. Please note that the MIL is the type of person who NEVER apologizes, takes responsibility, or admits any kind or wrongdoing. So, my question is: Do any of you have suggestions or experiences regarding how to handle this situation? It's very painful and stressful...and, we're newlyweds!
PS: (F.Y.I....here's a small sampling of things they have done to me)
a. They didn't celebrate our engagement (made up an excuse saying that they didn't need to b/c they expected it)
b. My husband's brother and his wife never acknowledge me when I'm present; his wife was invited to my bridal shower and did not even RSVP, nor did she attend our rehearsal dinner (made an excuse about how she HAD to work-she's a bartender)....although, somehow she was able to attend her own wedding the year before and when she came to our wedding, she and her husband left early without saying anything except "goodbye" and proceeded to give us a cheap, tacky gift.
c. When my husband's brother got married, they left my name off of thsample questions newlywed gamee invitation and shower invitation (even though we've been living together for 3 years). When we brought it up, excuses were made and there was no consideration for my feelings
**The list goes on and on and on....help! :)
This isn't what you want to hear but the truth is you two will be better off without them.They will continue with this behavior even if they agree not to.I have been married to my husband for 21 years we have not seen his family in 20 years.It was better for us than to be treated with such disrespect.They didn't even bother to come to our wedding they had to go to a "car show" yep that was their excuse.So my advice is to just cut them off.Your life will be better with out them but if your husband doesn't agree I suggest you move on from him.I know you love him but it would be easier than having him resent you because he can't see his family.I'm sorry but I wouldn't want anyone to live with the one they love resenting them.Good Luck.
go to www.motherinlawstories.com.....a community of people like you....and me :( and go to the message boards, you'll learn a lot!
pictures of self mutilationIs it odd to think about self
Is it odd to think about self-mutilation (a.k.a. self-harm, or "cutting") but know you would never do it? whenever I'm feeling extremely down I will often picture wrists and legs and shoulders all cut up and it sometimes comforts me. I have thought about harming myself but I know I would never be able to do it.
Is this weird and am I at risk of harming myself?
Any other information you could give me would be great.
It should ultimately help you gain wisdom. The aim is to achieve that goal of self-actualization.
Yes it is weird, and the fact that you would "NEVER BE ABLE TO DO IT TO YOURSELF" is even worse. I would get some help, now before thipictures of self mutilationngs start to get out of hand. If you are honest with a good doctor that you have known, they shouldn't lock you up or anything. But there IS a chemical imbalance, no fault of your own, that can be treated/managed.
It's not a risk. I ALWAYS think about jumping off high buildings and platforms, and I have never done that, thinking about it gives me enough thrill, and doing so would be stupidity and that will fall into a completely different category.
It is good you know the difference between obtaining the feeling through imagination and actually cutting yourself as a habit.
There's nothing wrong with you.
I can only tell you about my child who told me she could nepictures of self mutilationver cut herself, but she did. She has scars all over her arm. She pierced her own ears and lip. Seek help now, before you give in and harm yourself. PS The lip has healed. The ears healed and were repierced, correctly. But she still has the scars and is in councilling.
It would not be considered normal.
In my opinion, if you have a problem with yourself, solve it at once.
People who try to cut themselves or "attempt" suicide with 5 aspirins are worst than the ones actually jumping from their rooftop.
In life you have 2 choices: Fight or give up.
Don't stuck in between. I can assure you that it is worst than anything.
Is this weird and am I at risk of harming myself?
Any other information you could give me would be great.
It should ultimately help you gain wisdom. The aim is to achieve that goal of self-actualization.
Yes it is weird, and the fact that you would "NEVER BE ABLE TO DO IT TO YOURSELF" is even worse. I would get some help, now before thipictures of self mutilationngs start to get out of hand. If you are honest with a good doctor that you have known, they shouldn't lock you up or anything. But there IS a chemical imbalance, no fault of your own, that can be treated/managed.
It's not a risk. I ALWAYS think about jumping off high buildings and platforms, and I have never done that, thinking about it gives me enough thrill, and doing so would be stupidity and that will fall into a completely different category.
It is good you know the difference between obtaining the feeling through imagination and actually cutting yourself as a habit.
There's nothing wrong with you.
I can only tell you about my child who told me she could nepictures of self mutilationver cut herself, but she did. She has scars all over her arm. She pierced her own ears and lip. Seek help now, before you give in and harm yourself. PS The lip has healed. The ears healed and were repierced, correctly. But she still has the scars and is in councilling.
It would not be considered normal.
In my opinion, if you have a problem with yourself, solve it at once.
People who try to cut themselves or "attempt" suicide with 5 aspirins are worst than the ones actually jumping from their rooftop.
In life you have 2 choices: Fight or give up.
Don't stuck in between. I can assure you that it is worst than anything.
why the chicken cross the road jokesWhat is funny about "Why did the chicken cross the road ?" jokes that there are so many versions of it?
I have read numerous versions of this jokes, but have not grasped the funny concept of it. Can some one explain?
Probably because there is no apparent reason for a chicken to actually set out to cross a road?
And what might lead a chicken to do something so unorthodox, there lies the humour?
I can understand why a sheep would cross a road. They do stuff like that all the time. A chicken shouldn't actually be near a road really.. But why not a giraffe? Why did the giraffe cross the road? Hmm a chicken is more believawhy the chicken cross the road jokesble and I can imagine it doddling over.
There is so much potential for adventure when that chicken crosses the road..
I guess it's just something that caught on. Whats up with the knock knock jokes though? They aren't funny either. At least a chicken is funny to imagine.
you are the only person with enough sense to ask this question
thats the stupidest joke alive, the only version of it that made me chuckle was this one, "why did the chicken cross the road? cuz therwhy the chicken cross the road jokese was a hooker on the otherside" other then that those jokes are beyond retarded.
Can I walk you through it(to get to the other side)?
I dont know when that joke started so maybe it was funny in its day. I think its one of those things that is funny to kids.
I guess that its so funny because humans make up such ridiculous reasons for the chicken trying to get across when it was really very simple.Humans make things and situations complicated , and a child will do it the only way they know how--simple.
Probably because there is no apparent reason for a chicken to actually set out to cross a road?
And what might lead a chicken to do something so unorthodox, there lies the humour?
I can understand why a sheep would cross a road. They do stuff like that all the time. A chicken shouldn't actually be near a road really.. But why not a giraffe? Why did the giraffe cross the road? Hmm a chicken is more believawhy the chicken cross the road jokesble and I can imagine it doddling over.
There is so much potential for adventure when that chicken crosses the road..
I guess it's just something that caught on. Whats up with the knock knock jokes though? They aren't funny either. At least a chicken is funny to imagine.
you are the only person with enough sense to ask this question
thats the stupidest joke alive, the only version of it that made me chuckle was this one, "why did the chicken cross the road? cuz therwhy the chicken cross the road jokese was a hooker on the otherside" other then that those jokes are beyond retarded.
Can I walk you through it(to get to the other side)?
I dont know when that joke started so maybe it was funny in its day. I think its one of those things that is funny to kids.
I guess that its so funny because humans make up such ridiculous reasons for the chicken trying to get across when it was really very simple.Humans make things and situations complicated , and a child will do it the only way they know how--simple.
yahoo astrologyHow do i unsubcribe from Yahoo Astrology from my cell phone?
I get yahoo astrology on my phone, and i do not want ityahoo astrology. I would like to learn how to unsubscribe from it.
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really sad quotes and sayingsWhat are some really sad love sayings/quotes?
“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.” - Roy Orbison
“Love hurts more than hate.” - Michael Todd
“Though lovers be lost love shall not.” - Dylan Thomas
“He's also there for people who have lost loved ones.” - Don McClure
“Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.” - Emily Dickinson
“To be with a man who hasn't tried every line, who hasn't broken up with a woman every which way you can break up with them, is kind of nice.” - Uma Thurman
“It's afterwards you realize that the feeling of happiness you had with a man didn't necessarily prove that you loved him” - Marguerite Duras
“And you said that I was naive
And I thought that I was strong
I thought "hey I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong cause I missed you
Yeah I missed you” - Lisa Loeb
“Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.” - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.” - Henry Rollins
“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.” - Brandi Snyder
Here are the sources -
Quotesdaddy.com/quote/776254/roy." CHECK HER RECORD: 16, 17, 18 VOTES OR MORE FOR HER ANSWERS NO MATTER THE QUALITY. BUT YOU DON'T CARE!
--RetroRay
LOVE begin with a SMILE, grows with a KISS and ENDS with LIFE…
Submitted by Safa H.
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
- Anonymous
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
- Anonymous
No matter what you say or what you do I will always love you!
- Brenda England
Love builds bridges where there are none.
- Anonymous
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
- Anonymous
Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
- Anonymous
It just depends on the type of sad quotes you're looking for.
"It was all so simple when
You were to be queen and I'd be your king
I guess those dreams got lost
Cause baby you're still you and I'm still me "
"I can't tell ya baby what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go and all that's lefreally sad quotes and sayingst are the words
I can't let go"
"Watching the days go by
Thinking 'bout the plans we made
The days turn into years
Funny how they fade away"
"The night is my wake
All thoughts slip away
And even though I must leave you
Remember I love you
I'll always be in your memory
And I will always be with you when I'm gone"
- The weirdest thing happened to me this morning,
I woke up..with tears in my eyes..
And one rolling down my cheek
And i knew, I must have been
Dreaming of you again.
- And when she finally forgets you,
dont you dare remember me.
-The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you.
-It's like no matter what she does
or how hard she trys
she's still never good enough
to be the one girl he wants
to be the one girl he loves
a million girls always come before her
-No matter how much i miss you
or how often i think of you
it doesn't bring you back.
it doesn't change what happened.
-One day you'll realize
that you loved her once but not anymore
and you'll feel like something's missing
and it will hurt like hell when you figure out
that the "something missing" is me.
-And youre just another reminder, of how im quite not enough
"I will never let you fall/ I'll stand up with you forever/ I'll be there for you through it all/ Even if saving you sends me to heaven" -Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
"For there is no greater love than this- to lay down one's life for one's friends." -John 15:13
I don't know if they qualify as 'sad' per se. But they're both about dying for those you love.
Dont leave me alone, thats dangerous, i might start to think again,
the numbness will fade, and the pain will start again...,i managed to get over you once i don't know if i can do it again,
"Forget The Times You Walked By, Forget The Times You've Made Me Cry, Forget The Time You Held My Hand, Forget The Sweet Things If I Can, I Can No Longer Pretend, I Have To Remember Now That You're Just A Friend", When I Look At You My Heart Skips A Beat But Later That Beat Could Mean A Lifetime Of Tears Wasted On Something I Knew I Could Never Have", "Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone if your heart still does.", &qureally sad quotes and sayingsot;Even when I pour my heart out to you, I'm not sure it shows, that I love you more than you'll ever know.", The worst part about being lied to, is knowing that you weren't worth the truth, A sharp tongue can slit its own throat, "Who do you turn to when the only person who can stop you from crying is the one who is making you cry?", "We were like Romeo and Juliet. I thought we'd do anything for each other. But Romeo didn't break Juliet's heart.", " There are times when I cant decide whether to see you or not, I want to see you because I miss you but there are times when I dont want to see you because everytime I do, the fact that you dont see me the way that I see you hurts me even more ... ", "The weirdest thing happened the other morning...I woke up with tears in my eyes...and one rolling down my cheek...and I knew I must have been dreaming of you again.", "I'm sorry for crying over you, because I said I wouldn't. But I didn't promise you that, because I knew it would be a promise I would never be able to keep. "
This one I made up
- When you look at me, my heart melts. When you smile at me, I can fly. When you hug me, my world spins. When you say "Hey bud!", I cry in inside. Because that's all I am to you.
I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry,
I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me- I’m going to smile."
As we age, we get more sensitive to pain and less so to pleasure. (Said to me by my older dentist when I turned thirty and needed Novocaine for the first time.)
Remember when goodbyes only meant until tomorrow
"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."
-Dr Seuss
I never stopped you loving I just stopped you showing
Iseult ma mie,Iseult ma vie
En vous ma mort,en vous ma vie.
Here is a couple good Quote site that i really like. You might take a look there.
“Love hurts more than hate.” - Michael Todd
“Though lovers be lost love shall not.” - Dylan Thomas
“He's also there for people who have lost loved ones.” - Don McClure
“Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.” - Emily Dickinson
“To be with a man who hasn't tried every line, who hasn't broken up with a woman every which way you can break up with them, is kind of nice.” - Uma Thurman
“It's afterwards you realize that the feeling of happiness you had with a man didn't necessarily prove that you loved him” - Marguerite Duras
“And you said that I was naive
And I thought that I was strong
I thought "hey I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong cause I missed you
Yeah I missed you” - Lisa Loeb
“Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.” - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.” - Henry Rollins
“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.” - Brandi Snyder
Here are the sources -
Quotesdaddy.com/quote/776254/roy." CHECK HER RECORD: 16, 17, 18 VOTES OR MORE FOR HER ANSWERS NO MATTER THE QUALITY. BUT YOU DON'T CARE!
--RetroRay
LOVE begin with a SMILE, grows with a KISS and ENDS with LIFE…
Submitted by Safa H.
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
- Anonymous
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
- Anonymous
No matter what you say or what you do I will always love you!
- Brenda England
Love builds bridges where there are none.
- Anonymous
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
- Anonymous
Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
- Anonymous
It just depends on the type of sad quotes you're looking for.
"It was all so simple when
You were to be queen and I'd be your king
I guess those dreams got lost
Cause baby you're still you and I'm still me "
"I can't tell ya baby what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go and all that's lefreally sad quotes and sayingst are the words
I can't let go"
"Watching the days go by
Thinking 'bout the plans we made
The days turn into years
Funny how they fade away"
"The night is my wake
All thoughts slip away
And even though I must leave you
Remember I love you
I'll always be in your memory
And I will always be with you when I'm gone"
- The weirdest thing happened to me this morning,
I woke up..with tears in my eyes..
And one rolling down my cheek
And i knew, I must have been
Dreaming of you again.
- And when she finally forgets you,
dont you dare remember me.
-The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you.
-It's like no matter what she does
or how hard she trys
she's still never good enough
to be the one girl he wants
to be the one girl he loves
a million girls always come before her
-No matter how much i miss you
or how often i think of you
it doesn't bring you back.
it doesn't change what happened.
-One day you'll realize
that you loved her once but not anymore
and you'll feel like something's missing
and it will hurt like hell when you figure out
that the "something missing" is me.
-And youre just another reminder, of how im quite not enough
"I will never let you fall/ I'll stand up with you forever/ I'll be there for you through it all/ Even if saving you sends me to heaven" -Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
"For there is no greater love than this- to lay down one's life for one's friends." -John 15:13
I don't know if they qualify as 'sad' per se. But they're both about dying for those you love.
Dont leave me alone, thats dangerous, i might start to think again,
the numbness will fade, and the pain will start again...,i managed to get over you once i don't know if i can do it again,
"Forget The Times You Walked By, Forget The Times You've Made Me Cry, Forget The Time You Held My Hand, Forget The Sweet Things If I Can, I Can No Longer Pretend, I Have To Remember Now That You're Just A Friend", When I Look At You My Heart Skips A Beat But Later That Beat Could Mean A Lifetime Of Tears Wasted On Something I Knew I Could Never Have", "Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone if your heart still does.", &qureally sad quotes and sayingsot;Even when I pour my heart out to you, I'm not sure it shows, that I love you more than you'll ever know.", The worst part about being lied to, is knowing that you weren't worth the truth, A sharp tongue can slit its own throat, "Who do you turn to when the only person who can stop you from crying is the one who is making you cry?", "We were like Romeo and Juliet. I thought we'd do anything for each other. But Romeo didn't break Juliet's heart.", " There are times when I cant decide whether to see you or not, I want to see you because I miss you but there are times when I dont want to see you because everytime I do, the fact that you dont see me the way that I see you hurts me even more ... ", "The weirdest thing happened the other morning...I woke up with tears in my eyes...and one rolling down my cheek...and I knew I must have been dreaming of you again.", "I'm sorry for crying over you, because I said I wouldn't. But I didn't promise you that, because I knew it would be a promise I would never be able to keep. "
This one I made up
- When you look at me, my heart melts. When you smile at me, I can fly. When you hug me, my world spins. When you say "Hey bud!", I cry in inside. Because that's all I am to you.
I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry,
I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me- I’m going to smile."
As we age, we get more sensitive to pain and less so to pleasure. (Said to me by my older dentist when I turned thirty and needed Novocaine for the first time.)
Remember when goodbyes only meant until tomorrow
"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."
-Dr Seuss
I never stopped you loving I just stopped you showing
Iseult ma mie,Iseult ma vie
En vous ma mort,en vous ma vie.
Here is a couple good Quote site that i really like. You might take a look there.
funny fortune quotesI need some help in creating some funny wedding quotes for fortune cookies. Know some good ones?
For our wedding reception one of the favors we're putting on each table is custom fortune cookies. I'd like to put funny quotes on each that are wedding or love related. Anyone know some?
Much appreciated, thanks!
Hope these might help you -
“Came but for friendship, and took away love.” - Thomas Moore
“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” - Swedish Proverb
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” - A. A. Milne
“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino
“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.” - Roy Croft
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” - Judy Garland
Funny & silly quotes -
“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” - Gerard Way
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” - Oscar Wilde
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.” - Oscar Wilde
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” - Oscar Wilde
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.” - Oscar Wilde
Besides, you'll get thousands of funny quotes here -
Here are the sources -
Quotesdaddy.com/quote/59255/ashleigh-b…
Jo W: Will you never participate fairly? You enter a weak, tired "Quotesdaddy" answer; and when the question goes to vote, your GANG of 15 voters blindly votes for your entry. Your scheme is particularly unfair to those who entered here: They did not start with 15 "CANNED" votes.
--RetroRay
“The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.”
“When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.”
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
“One good husband is worth two good wives"
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
"Marriage, noun: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two."--Ambrose Bierce
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." --Amy Bloom.
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."-- Groucho Marx
"There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends." -- Homer, author of the Iliad
"My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce."-- Dr. Joyce Brothers
"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it." -- Lyndon B. Johnson
"To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up. " --Ogden Nash
"Marriage is the triumph of imaginafunny fortune quotestion over intelligence." -- Oscar Wilde
"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat." - Joanne Woodward
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe
"Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him." ~H.L. Mencken
"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. " ~Barnett R. Brickner
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." ~Phyllis Diller
A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.
A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.
Love asks me no questions, and gives me endless support. Shakespeare
In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love.
Don't forget, you are always on our minds.
Love is for the lucky and the brave.
If you continually give, you will continually have.
If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain. - D. Parton
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
The one you love is closer than you think.
Love always and deeply.
Your heart will always make itself known through your words.
Love begets love.
We cannot do great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa
Love is like wildflowers...it is often found in the most unlikely places.
Love is the only medicine for a broken heart.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H.L. Mencken
Much more grows in the garden than that which is planted there.
One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.
Only love lets us see normal things in an extraordinary way.
The greatest gift is love.
The time is right to make new friends.
There is no limit to love's forbearance, to its trust, its hope, its power to endure.
Those who have love, have wealth beyond measure.
To love is to forgive.
Hearts are not to be had as a gift, hearts are to be earned. - W.B. Yeats
Your heart is a place to draw true happiness.
Love conquers all.
Count your blessings by thinking of those whom you love.
“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.” -H.L. Mencken
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield
“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse 威士忌 than he used to drink when he was single.” -H.L. Mencken
“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” -Grace Hansen
“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”
-Lawrence Housman
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women." -Marion Smith
well when u cut the cake....shove it in his face and smear it everywhere and let him get as little as possible on u then give him a fortune cookie that says alls fair in love and war! :D hah i got to remember to do that for mine.....
How about adding personal jokes that you and your guy both laugh at, promises that you both make to each other and funny memories.
Here are some good ones I have found for you!
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
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Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring
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They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
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You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
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Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
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Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
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Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
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Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
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Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.
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If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.
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If I get married, I want to be very mar
Much appreciated, thanks!
Hope these might help you -
“Came but for friendship, and took away love.” - Thomas Moore
“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” - Swedish Proverb
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” - A. A. Milne
“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino
“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.” - Roy Croft
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” - Judy Garland
Funny & silly quotes -
“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” - Gerard Way
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” - Oscar Wilde
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.” - Oscar Wilde
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” - Oscar Wilde
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.” - Oscar Wilde
Besides, you'll get thousands of funny quotes here -
Here are the sources -
Quotesdaddy.com/quote/59255/ashleigh-b…
Jo W: Will you never participate fairly? You enter a weak, tired "Quotesdaddy" answer; and when the question goes to vote, your GANG of 15 voters blindly votes for your entry. Your scheme is particularly unfair to those who entered here: They did not start with 15 "CANNED" votes.
--RetroRay
“The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.”
“When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.”
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
“One good husband is worth two good wives"
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
"Marriage, noun: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two."--Ambrose Bierce
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." --Amy Bloom.
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."-- Groucho Marx
"There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends." -- Homer, author of the Iliad
"My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce."-- Dr. Joyce Brothers
"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it." -- Lyndon B. Johnson
"To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up. " --Ogden Nash
"Marriage is the triumph of imaginafunny fortune quotestion over intelligence." -- Oscar Wilde
"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat." - Joanne Woodward
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe
"Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him." ~H.L. Mencken
"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. " ~Barnett R. Brickner
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." ~Phyllis Diller
A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.
A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.
Love asks me no questions, and gives me endless support. Shakespeare
In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love.
Don't forget, you are always on our minds.
Love is for the lucky and the brave.
If you continually give, you will continually have.
If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain. - D. Parton
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
The one you love is closer than you think.
Love always and deeply.
Your heart will always make itself known through your words.
Love begets love.
We cannot do great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa
Love is like wildflowers...it is often found in the most unlikely places.
Love is the only medicine for a broken heart.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H.L. Mencken
Much more grows in the garden than that which is planted there.
One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.
Only love lets us see normal things in an extraordinary way.
The greatest gift is love.
The time is right to make new friends.
There is no limit to love's forbearance, to its trust, its hope, its power to endure.
Those who have love, have wealth beyond measure.
To love is to forgive.
Hearts are not to be had as a gift, hearts are to be earned. - W.B. Yeats
Your heart is a place to draw true happiness.
Love conquers all.
Count your blessings by thinking of those whom you love.
“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.” -H.L. Mencken
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield
“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse 威士忌 than he used to drink when he was single.” -H.L. Mencken
“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” -Grace Hansen
“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”
-Lawrence Housman
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women." -Marion Smith
well when u cut the cake....shove it in his face and smear it everywhere and let him get as little as possible on u then give him a fortune cookie that says alls fair in love and war! :D hah i got to remember to do that for mine.....
How about adding personal jokes that you and your guy both laugh at, promises that you both make to each other and funny memories.
Here are some good ones I have found for you!
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
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Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring
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They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
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You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
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Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
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Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
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Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
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Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
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Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.
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If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.
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If I get married, I want to be very mar
a perfect circle reviewsMakeup brushes not holding shape after washing?
Both of my flat topped brushes worked like a dream, until I washed them! Well, they still work, but hm how do I explain this. If I do a stroke on my face, it will no longer go back to the perfect circle that it was once in. The bristles stay where they are and don't 'bounce' back into shape. What did I do wrong when I washed them, and can I fix them? If so, how? I'm sure it's not the brushes faults because they have perfect reviews. and I use baby shampoo to wash them.
You have three options:
1) Buy new brushes (boo lol)
2) Buy Coastal Scents Brush guards (which are currently a perfect circle reviews30% off)
3) Home made brush guards to keep your brushes in tact (see the video)
The brush guard (#2) or toilet paper trick (#3) helps keep the brushes keep their shape. I've tried the toilet paper trick and it works fine, plus it's free lol. Either one, it reshapes your brushes so they don't flare out.
When you wash your brushes, just use warm water and a tiny bit of soap. When you dry the brush off with a towel, you're supposed to then mould the bristles back into the original shape, so it dries that way. If that's what you're already doing, and it hasn't helped, maybe you sha perfect circle reviewsould take them back to where you bought them, and ask what is wrong with them.
watch this video, it will show you how to wash your brushes perfectly
http://www.youtube.com/user/MichellePhan#p/u/53/vVdciJkmb7o
you should buy a brush guard ..they work great !! i use and my brushes are amazing !!! plus its only like 5$
You can get really good brush cleaner from sephora. It's made for make up brushes and it doesn't ruin mine.
After you wash it, re shape it AND LET IT COMPLETELY DRY!
You have three options:
1) Buy new brushes (boo lol)
2) Buy Coastal Scents Brush guards (which are currently a perfect circle reviews30% off)
3) Home made brush guards to keep your brushes in tact (see the video)
The brush guard (#2) or toilet paper trick (#3) helps keep the brushes keep their shape. I've tried the toilet paper trick and it works fine, plus it's free lol. Either one, it reshapes your brushes so they don't flare out.
When you wash your brushes, just use warm water and a tiny bit of soap. When you dry the brush off with a towel, you're supposed to then mould the bristles back into the original shape, so it dries that way. If that's what you're already doing, and it hasn't helped, maybe you sha perfect circle reviewsould take them back to where you bought them, and ask what is wrong with them.
watch this video, it will show you how to wash your brushes perfectly
http://www.youtube.com/user/MichellePhan#p/u/53/vVdciJkmb7o
you should buy a brush guard ..they work great !! i use and my brushes are amazing !!! plus its only like 5$
You can get really good brush cleaner from sephora. It's made for make up brushes and it doesn't ruin mine.
After you wash it, re shape it AND LET IT COMPLETELY DRY!
lyrics for then came youPop Music: If It Isn't About The Lyrics, Then Why...?
Is The Band Named After The Vocalist? And Not The Instrumentalists? Because To Me If A Vocalist Cannot Write Lyrics (well, good lyrics) then how come they're considered more talented than the rest of the band? who of course would have to improvise and write their own pieces to fit the vocals? considering the band writes any of their own music at alllyrics for then came you.
P.S If you're into pop music and think that the lyrics are fine, then great, good for you, but ask ay pop music fan at my school and they will tell you "it isn't about the lyrics, but i just LOVE --this vocalist--"
Does anybody else agree with me?
Thanks (:
its also about the music behind the vocals i will here the beginning of a polyrics for then came youp song and determine if i like it from the beat
Usually the rest of the band are just studio musicians or tour with the artist. Trent Reznor is the only official member of Nine Inch Nails although he uses the some of the same musicians on tours.
yeah i agree. i think that every artist should at least write a few of their own songs
P.S If you're into pop music and think that the lyrics are fine, then great, good for you, but ask ay pop music fan at my school and they will tell you "it isn't about the lyrics, but i just LOVE --this vocalist--"
Does anybody else agree with me?
Thanks (:
its also about the music behind the vocals i will here the beginning of a polyrics for then came youp song and determine if i like it from the beat
Usually the rest of the band are just studio musicians or tour with the artist. Trent Reznor is the only official member of Nine Inch Nails although he uses the some of the same musicians on tours.
yeah i agree. i think that every artist should at least write a few of their own songs
cute short quotesWhat are some really cute short quotes like the following?
What are some really cute, short quotes like the following?
"some people care too much, i think it's called love."
- winnie the pooh
also, winnie the pooh has a lot of cute quotes, who are some other people/fictional characters that have cute quotes too?
“Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one's breath.” - Eve Glicksman
“More affectionate than a kiss is a well done hug in someone that you love. Have you ever notice how I can give delicious hugs?” - Carmen Miranda
“If thou must love me, let it be for naught except focute short quotesr love's sake only.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her” - Helen Rowland
“Adultery is the application of democracy to love” - Henry Louis Mencken
“Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop” - Henry Louis Mencken
“Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise.” Get These Rigged "Votes" When A Question Goes To Vote. JoW Has Been CHEATIcute short quotesNG Like This For Over A Year. THE REAL "Best Answer" IS TO BAN JoW FROM YAHOO! ANSWERS.
--RetroRay
I couldn't really find a cute one,
but this one is funny,
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. (Rita Mae Brown)
When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
Dr Seuss
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Plato
"some people care too much, i think it's called love."
- winnie the pooh
also, winnie the pooh has a lot of cute quotes, who are some other people/fictional characters that have cute quotes too?
“Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one's breath.” - Eve Glicksman
“More affectionate than a kiss is a well done hug in someone that you love. Have you ever notice how I can give delicious hugs?” - Carmen Miranda
“If thou must love me, let it be for naught except focute short quotesr love's sake only.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her” - Helen Rowland
“Adultery is the application of democracy to love” - Henry Louis Mencken
“Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop” - Henry Louis Mencken
“Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise.” Get These Rigged "Votes" When A Question Goes To Vote. JoW Has Been CHEATIcute short quotesNG Like This For Over A Year. THE REAL "Best Answer" IS TO BAN JoW FROM YAHOO! ANSWERS.
--RetroRay
I couldn't really find a cute one,
but this one is funny,
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. (Rita Mae Brown)
When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
Dr Seuss
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Plato
movie quotes deathMovie Quotes.......?
Okay I think guessing the Movie Quotes are fun.....so....here goes nothing:::
1. Death by Stereo...
2. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
3. Peace, Love, Dope!
4. Claire?!!? That's a fat girl name.......
5. If you don't know the answer to these questions you wilmovie quotes deathl die........what's your favorite color?
6. Hey Mr. Walka!
7. Rule Brittania
1. The Lost Boys
2. Silence of the Lambs
3. Field of Dreams
4. The Breakfast Club
5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
6. Fear
7. This is Spinal Tap? The Italian Job? Jubilee? Desperate Journey? There were a number of them.
BOOO! I got fear also! Shmovie quotes deathe didn't get the last one either. :)
1. The Lost Boys
2. Silence of the lambs
3. Field of Dreams
4. The Breakfast Club
5. NO Idea; I know I just watched this
6. Fear
7. Casanova/ Okay it's Kids in the Hall
4. Breakfast Club
1. Death by Stereo...
2. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
3. Peace, Love, Dope!
4. Claire?!!? That's a fat girl name.......
5. If you don't know the answer to these questions you wilmovie quotes deathl die........what's your favorite color?
6. Hey Mr. Walka!
7. Rule Brittania
1. The Lost Boys
2. Silence of the Lambs
3. Field of Dreams
4. The Breakfast Club
5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
6. Fear
7. This is Spinal Tap? The Italian Job? Jubilee? Desperate Journey? There were a number of them.
BOOO! I got fear also! Shmovie quotes deathe didn't get the last one either. :)
1. The Lost Boys
2. Silence of the lambs
3. Field of Dreams
4. The Breakfast Club
5. NO Idea; I know I just watched this
6. Fear
7. Casanova/ Okay it's Kids in the Hall
4. Breakfast Club
beyonce lyricsBeyonce lyrics?
Does anyone have the lyrics to listen by Beyonce cause i have been looking for those lyrics
Tell the person what to do rather than the link
here are the lyrics to Listen. there are many more on this site too.
Listen lyrics
Listen,
To the song here in my heart
A melody I've start
But can't complete
Listen, to the sound from deep within
It's only beginning
To find release
Oh,
the time has come
for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own
all cause you won't
Listen....
[Chorus]
Listen,
I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home, in my own home
And I tried and tried
To say whats on my mind
You should have known
Oh,
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what, you made of me
I followed the voice
you gave to me
But now I gotta find, my own..
You should have listened
There is someone here inside
Someone I'd thought had died
So long ago
Oh I'm screaming out, for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside or worse
Into your own
All cause you won't
Listenbeyonce lyrics...
[Chorus]
I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't....
If you won't....
LISTEN!!!...
To the song here in my heart
A melody I've start
But I will complete
Oh,
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what, you made of me
I followed the voice, you think you gave to me
But now I gotta find, my own..
my ownn...
THEIR U GO, ENJOY!
Go to lyrics.com.
Listen lyrics
Listen,
To the song here in my heart
A melody I've start
But can't complete
Listen, to the sound from deep within
It's only beginning
To find release
Oh,
the time has come
for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own
all cause you won't
Listen....
[Chorus]
Listen,
I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home, in my own home
And I tried and tried
To say whats on my mind
You should have known
Oh,
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what, you made of me
I followed the voice
you gave to me
But now I gotta find, my own..
You should have listened
There is someone here inside
Someonebeyonce lyrics I'd thought had died
So long ago
Oh I'm screaming out, for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside or worse
Into your own
All cause you won't
Listen...
[Chorus]
I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't....
If you won't....
LISTEN!!!...
To the song here in my heart
A melody I've start
But I will complete
Oh,
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what, you made of me
I followed the voice, you think you gave to me
But now I gotta find, my own..
my ownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...........…
Hope this helps,also i love this song it is from the movie dreamgirls
if u ever want anymore lyrics go to azlyrics.com
it works!!!!!!!!!!!!
not telling you!
Try Lyrics.com
go 2 www.lyrics.com and you should be able 2 find the lyrics 2 any Beyonce songs... ;-D
google. =]
go to azlyrics. com its all there. good luck.
Tell the person what to do rather than the link
here are the lyrics to Listen. there are many more on this site too.
Listen lyrics
Listen,
To the song here in my heart
A melody I've start
But can't complete
Listen, to the sound from deep within
It's only beginning
To find release
Oh,
the time has come
for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own
all cause you won't
Listen....
[Chorus]
Listen,
I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home, in my own home
And I tried and tried
To say whats on my mind
You should have known
Oh,
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what, you made of me
I followed the voice
you gave to me
But now I gotta find, my own..
You should have listened
There is someone here inside
Someone I'd thought had died
So long ago
Oh I'm screaming out, for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside or worse
Into your own
All cause you won't
Listenbeyonce lyrics...
[Chorus]
I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't....
If you won't....
LISTEN!!!...
To the song here in my heart
A melody I've start
But I will complete
Oh,
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what, you made of me
I followed the voice, you think you gave to me
But now I gotta find, my own..
my ownn...
THEIR U GO, ENJOY!
Go to lyrics.com.
Listen lyrics
Listen,
To the song here in my heart
A melody I've start
But can't complete
Listen, to the sound from deep within
It's only beginning
To find release
Oh,
the time has come
for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own
all cause you won't
Listen....
[Chorus]
Listen,
I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home, in my own home
And I tried and tried
To say whats on my mind
You should have known
Oh,
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what, you made of me
I followed the voice
you gave to me
But now I gotta find, my own..
You should have listened
There is someone here inside
Someonebeyonce lyrics I'd thought had died
So long ago
Oh I'm screaming out, for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside or worse
Into your own
All cause you won't
Listen...
[Chorus]
I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't....
If you won't....
LISTEN!!!...
To the song here in my heart
A melody I've start
But I will complete
Oh,
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what, you made of me
I followed the voice, you think you gave to me
But now I gotta find, my own..
my ownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...........…
Hope this helps,also i love this song it is from the movie dreamgirls
if u ever want anymore lyrics go to azlyrics.com
it works!!!!!!!!!!!!
not telling you!
Try Lyrics.com
go 2 www.lyrics.com and you should be able 2 find the lyrics 2 any Beyonce songs... ;-D
google. =]
go to azlyrics. com its all there. good luck.
trading bid/askHow does bid/ask spread and stock trading actually work?
I'm a bit confused, if you want to buy a stock then the bid is the highest price that you would pay for it. So why is it then that when you actually purchase a stock you pay the ask price....? Also, how does the bid/ask spread really work and how do the market makers make money?
I dont understand the source of your confusion. When a stock holder wants to buy or sell a stock they can specify a price by putting in a limit order. The "ask price" of a stock is the lowest price that someone is willing to sell it for. The "bid price" is the highest price someone is willing to pay for a stock at a particular moment in time. The market price is the price paid for the most recent stock trade. If a stock is trading at $10 and you put in a limit order for $9, the order will stay open until someone is willing to sell you thetrading bid/ask stock for $9. otherwise the order will never execute........... the same is true if you wanna sell your stock.... your order will never execute until someone is willing to pay the price your asking..... i dont know what you mean by "market maker" ... but stock holders make money through dividends and by selling stocks at higher prices than they paid for them.....
bid = buy, ask = sell
Bid is always the sell price, Ask is the Buy price. However many stocks can trade on multiple markets at the same time and the spreads can vary depending on the volume of shares traded on a daily basis. You can put in a limit order to purchase a stock at the "bid" price and either you can be filled when the price comes down and that price now is the Ask price ( the bid will still trading bid/askbe lower) or you may never see it ticket there, but you could be filled away from the market by crossing orders through multiple traders. The market makers buy stocks and accumulate them hoping to make the difference between the Bid and Ask. only a few cents at a time, but they may trade millions a day and multiple stocks. That is how they make money. That does not include any commissions you pay at any firm. Good luck
A market maker is a firm who quotes both a buy and a sell price in a financial instrument or commodity, hoping to make a profit on the turn or the bid/offer spread.
Also you may not necessarily pay the Ask price. If you put a bid in, the seller may lower his price to your Ask price. The sale will then be completed at your Bid price.
Try <---http://earn-cash-today.com/stock
Good luck!
I dont understand the source of your confusion. When a stock holder wants to buy or sell a stock they can specify a price by putting in a limit order. The "ask price" of a stock is the lowest price that someone is willing to sell it for. The "bid price" is the highest price someone is willing to pay for a stock at a particular moment in time. The market price is the price paid for the most recent stock trade. If a stock is trading at $10 and you put in a limit order for $9, the order will stay open until someone is willing to sell you thetrading bid/ask stock for $9. otherwise the order will never execute........... the same is true if you wanna sell your stock.... your order will never execute until someone is willing to pay the price your asking..... i dont know what you mean by "market maker" ... but stock holders make money through dividends and by selling stocks at higher prices than they paid for them.....
bid = buy, ask = sell
Bid is always the sell price, Ask is the Buy price. However many stocks can trade on multiple markets at the same time and the spreads can vary depending on the volume of shares traded on a daily basis. You can put in a limit order to purchase a stock at the "bid" price and either you can be filled when the price comes down and that price now is the Ask price ( the bid will still trading bid/askbe lower) or you may never see it ticket there, but you could be filled away from the market by crossing orders through multiple traders. The market makers buy stocks and accumulate them hoping to make the difference between the Bid and Ask. only a few cents at a time, but they may trade millions a day and multiple stocks. That is how they make money. That does not include any commissions you pay at any firm. Good luck
A market maker is a firm who quotes both a buy and a sell price in a financial instrument or commodity, hoping to make a profit on the turn or the bid/offer spread.
Also you may not necessarily pay the Ask price. If you put a bid in, the seller may lower his price to your Ask price. The sale will then be completed at your Bid price.
Try <---http://earn-cash-today.com/stock
Good luck!
what is a yawnWhy Do I Keep Yawning?
Yesterday while driving home from work I started yawning. Then it was going on every few minutes. I woke up around 4am and there it was I started yawning again and I am up at 9am and I am Yawning it is like 1/2 a yawn can't get it all out so weird. I have tried holding my breath and releasing the air a bit at a time. I have sipped on water . Whwhat is a yawnat the heck could be doing this?
You are right that is strange but surely nothing to worry about. Then again seeing your doctor would do you no harm. Also, yawning is contagious as you may know and I find myself yawning right now! Good Luck
because your tired
nothin to worry bro..
first it means u r not gettin sufficient amount of oxygen and secwhat is a yawnond it means u need to sleep ..
take a day off and relax..
its quite common among workin ppl
oh and about that oxygen thing i just said... u dont take in enough quantities due to stress
relaxation is the only solution
you havent had enough sleep you need to have a whole day of sleep :)
MERRY CHRISTAMS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
You are right that is strange but surely nothing to worry about. Then again seeing your doctor would do you no harm. Also, yawning is contagious as you may know and I find myself yawning right now! Good Luck
because your tired
nothin to worry bro..
first it means u r not gettin sufficient amount of oxygen and secwhat is a yawnond it means u need to sleep ..
take a day off and relax..
its quite common among workin ppl
oh and about that oxygen thing i just said... u dont take in enough quantities due to stress
relaxation is the only solution
you havent had enough sleep you need to have a whole day of sleep :)
MERRY CHRISTAMS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
sneeze in your sleepCan you sneeze in your sleep?
Not a sneeze in your dream, but a sneeze you would normally do while awake.
My husband does it all the time and he can cough in his sleep and talk in his sleep...
He is a barrel of fun when I am trying to sleep...
Thanks a bunch... sneeze in your sleep
maybe, not a known fact
Yeah, but I think it'd probably wake you up.
Sure you can- sneezing is caused by an irritation in the nasal passages (I think) they can be irritated while you are sleeping.
you can even walk while sleeping, lol, once i dreamedsneeze in your sleep i was fighting and i was boxing in the air, my mom told me :PPP
Dear, consult a doctor; dad had this problem and his doctor prescribed him an effective medication.
Don't do as mistaken others do by asking for opinions in such health related issues.
no
My husband does it all the time and he can cough in his sleep and talk in his sleep...
He is a barrel of fun when I am trying to sleep...
Thanks a bunch... sneeze in your sleep
maybe, not a known fact
Yeah, but I think it'd probably wake you up.
Sure you can- sneezing is caused by an irritation in the nasal passages (I think) they can be irritated while you are sleeping.
you can even walk while sleeping, lol, once i dreamedsneeze in your sleep i was fighting and i was boxing in the air, my mom told me :PPP
Dear, consult a doctor; dad had this problem and his doctor prescribed him an effective medication.
Don't do as mistaken others do by asking for opinions in such health related issues.
no
stock market questionsStock market questions from a beginner?
I just turned 18, and iv heard alot about the stock market, but i have pretty much no idea of how it works. Can someone explain it to me, and explain how i might be able to make money off the stock market. Im interested in buying a few stocks but i dont want to waste a bunch of money so i dont want to go in more than $50 and ill see how it works and go from there. Can i get some advice?
Don't worry about buying anything: learn first.
An introductory book like _Stock 马克ets for Dummies_ is a good place to start. This will give you a basic explanation of most things there are to know about the mechanics of stock investing including useful websites to surf.
Investors Business Daily (IBD) is a solid daily resource (and its complement, www.investors.com ). It's a better newspaper than the Wall Street Journal and it is built around a particular approach to trading. You could read _How to Make Money in Stocks_ by William O'Neil too--he's the founder of IBD.
Search your local library for other books on stock stock market questionsinvesting. Try to absorb as much knowledge and understanding as you can.
After you have extensively researched and gained a solid foundation/education then look to open a brokerage account and paper trade--this is trading with play money before you put real capital at risk. You should do extensively before you eventually place your first trade live. Your early live trades should be with a very small position size. Only increase position size when you have done well to limit losses when the market has turned against you.
Good stuff.
John W seems to give lots of people around here headaches.
On $50 trades, with a $5 commission, you will be paying 20% off the top for a buy and sell. The total market cap to GDP ratio suggests that the stock market should return about 6.2% per annum and economists use 12% per annum as a proxy for stock market returns which means you can expect to have to hold your positions for about 4 years before breaking even. Simply buy $50 stock market questionsbonds until you accumulate enough for the initial investment into a total market index fund and then make your contributions there. You don't want to be trying to pick stocks till you have a large enough portfolio to allocate your assets appropriately. You'll just lose your shirt trying to run before you can walk.
Explaining how the stock market works and how to make money in it is a long and tedious subject. I would recommend becoming educated on the subject by reading a few books. There is a dummies book about investing that would be helpful as a start. A few other good reads are The Intellegent Investor, One Up on Wall Street, The Essays of Warren Buffet, Common Stocks and Uncommon Profits, and The Interpretation of Financial Statements.
The best advice I could ever give is "buy low, sell high". Buy into stocks when everyone is freaking out and the market is crashing. Sell when everyone is happy and prices have had a huge run up.
Don't worry about buying anything: learn first.
An introductory book like _Stock 马克ets for Dummies_ is a good place to start. This will give you a basic explanation of most things there are to know about the mechanics of stock investing including useful websites to surf.
Investors Business Daily (IBD) is a solid daily resource (and its complement, www.investors.com ). It's a better newspaper than the Wall Street Journal and it is built around a particular approach to trading. You could read _How to Make Money in Stocks_ by William O'Neil too--he's the founder of IBD.
Search your local library for other books on stock stock market questionsinvesting. Try to absorb as much knowledge and understanding as you can.
After you have extensively researched and gained a solid foundation/education then look to open a brokerage account and paper trade--this is trading with play money before you put real capital at risk. You should do extensively before you eventually place your first trade live. Your early live trades should be with a very small position size. Only increase position size when you have done well to limit losses when the market has turned against you.
Good stuff.
John W seems to give lots of people around here headaches.
On $50 trades, with a $5 commission, you will be paying 20% off the top for a buy and sell. The total market cap to GDP ratio suggests that the stock market should return about 6.2% per annum and economists use 12% per annum as a proxy for stock market returns which means you can expect to have to hold your positions for about 4 years before breaking even. Simply buy $50 stock market questionsbonds until you accumulate enough for the initial investment into a total market index fund and then make your contributions there. You don't want to be trying to pick stocks till you have a large enough portfolio to allocate your assets appropriately. You'll just lose your shirt trying to run before you can walk.
Explaining how the stock market works and how to make money in it is a long and tedious subject. I would recommend becoming educated on the subject by reading a few books. There is a dummies book about investing that would be helpful as a start. A few other good reads are The Intellegent Investor, One Up on Wall Street, The Essays of Warren Buffet, Common Stocks and Uncommon Profits, and The Interpretation of Financial Statements.
The best advice I could ever give is "buy low, sell high". Buy into stocks when everyone is freaking out and the market is crashing. Sell when everyone is happy and prices have had a huge run up.
really sad love poemsWhat are some cute & sad love poems for teens that are really long?
I feel guilty
that I didn't love you
like you loved me
you wanted to be with me
and I drove you away
day after day
why? That is what I said
because at night it would all fade away
"Basket full of pretty posies
From the "you" I love,
Both of us to talk together
Under stars above.
A whisper sweet discloses
The magic that you feel,
I'm delighted with the roses,
Roses tell me love is real.
We sing a song of rainbows
To the tune of a lullaby,
You really sad love poemsand I both wearing halos
So in love ~ as time goes by."
There was a time
When I thought you were for me.
I saw no flaws in my choice;
I guess I didn't see.
You didn't treat me nicely
Despite how I treated you.
I cared for you, I loved you
And that you even knew.
I kept telling myself
That you could change your ways.
But you proved me wrong
Every single day.
Suddenly its all black, I can't remember
And I wake up curled up under my cover
at day time really sad love poemsI would dream
and at night
I would stop time
I was afraid that if I fell asleep
it would be my last dream
of you and me
why did you come into my life?
And at this sertain time?
Because it was meant to be
for you and me.
Faith is a confession with the tongue a verification with the heart and an action with the body.
are you looking for someone to write one or know of one.
try
or htp://www.poemhunter.com
they might have something
or try....
that I didn't love you
like you loved me
you wanted to be with me
and I drove you away
day after day
why? That is what I said
because at night it would all fade away
"Basket full of pretty posies
From the "you" I love,
Both of us to talk together
Under stars above.
A whisper sweet discloses
The magic that you feel,
I'm delighted with the roses,
Roses tell me love is real.
We sing a song of rainbows
To the tune of a lullaby,
You really sad love poemsand I both wearing halos
So in love ~ as time goes by."
There was a time
When I thought you were for me.
I saw no flaws in my choice;
I guess I didn't see.
You didn't treat me nicely
Despite how I treated you.
I cared for you, I loved you
And that you even knew.
I kept telling myself
That you could change your ways.
But you proved me wrong
Every single day.
Suddenly its all black, I can't remember
And I wake up curled up under my cover
at day time really sad love poemsI would dream
and at night
I would stop time
I was afraid that if I fell asleep
it would be my last dream
of you and me
why did you come into my life?
And at this sertain time?
Because it was meant to be
for you and me.
Faith is a confession with the tongue a verification with the heart and an action with the body.
are you looking for someone to write one or know of one.
try
or htp://www.poemhunter.com
they might have something
or try....
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Go to google.com and type Sphink and the cursed mummy cheat codes for the ps2. You will gat a page gull of wefree ps2 cheats and codesbsites were you can find the cheats. Click on whatever wepage you want to go an you will surely find your cheat codes.
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GO 2 www.cheatplanet.com. then go 2 ps2 cheats click on the letter and find it wella
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free icebreaker questionsIs it possible to contact anyone for free on eharmony?
or must you pay to be a member, i only joined the other day to sus it out. I got lots of icfree icebreaker questionsebreakers and questions, but there is no way to reply? why would i pay for something i cantfree icebreaker questions try?
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ask online lawyerWhere can I ask a lawyer questions online for free?
I need to ask a lawyer some questions on my Survivors benefits I'm receiving.. so.. any one know a website or something?
You can try Askinglaw or Law Guru
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You can try Askinglaw or Law Guru
You shouldask online lawyer try Law QA where you can chose an attorney in that field of law and ask them a question and they will answer it for free if you provide the necessary facts of theask online lawyer issue,
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annie lennox aidsDoes Annie Lennox have AIDS?
Just wondering because she wore and HIV positive shirt on Idol Gives Back.. ?
No,she does NOT have it- the shirt was worn in support of fighting aids (Aids Awareness):
Besides the sheer number of people rallying for change, the most striking thing about these demonstrators was the T-shirts they wore, which read “HIV POSITIVE” in bold, purple lettering.
At first sight, these shirts were shocking and even discomforting, and they still are. Is the wearer, you wonder, living with the virus? If so, why would he or she want to broadcast this painful truth to complete strangers?
n fact, the T-shirt compels us to ponder why, 25 years after the disease was first publicized and 11 years after the discovery of life-saving treatment, millions the world over still bear the burden annie lennox aidsof infection alone and without hope. It forces us to consider how the global response to one of the greatest crises of our time has remained so tepid that each year the pandemic continues to claim five million new infections and three million more lives.
The “HIV POSITIVE” T-shirt, then, is an intentionally provocative rebuke to inaction. It battles the silence, apathy, and stigma that impede awareness, prevention, and treatment measures. Today, it is an internationally recognized symbol worn by people who are HIV-positive and HIV-negative alike, including renowned figures such as Nelson Mandela. In a bold display of solidarity, the wearer proclaims the need for each of us to act “positively” to fight the pandemic regardless of our HIV status.
She looks pretty sick. annie lennox aidsAnd wearing HIV Positive shirt would make you think she does have it and that's a way of her saying it without saying it, I don't think she doe, her interviews seem fine, she is doing it I think for attention and awareness because she had her friend pass away from it.
i googled " Is annie lennox hiv positive?" and there was several articals says they had "heard" she was, but she has not made it offically known. If she does then my prayers are with her and her family, it's a very sad disease wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.
i noticed that myself and wondered the same.
she does look kinda ill, but she could just be aging.
let me know what you find out
I noticed that too. Hope not.
No,she does NOT have it- the shirt was worn in support of fighting aids (Aids Awareness):
Besides the sheer number of people rallying for change, the most striking thing about these demonstrators was the T-shirts they wore, which read “HIV POSITIVE” in bold, purple lettering.
At first sight, these shirts were shocking and even discomforting, and they still are. Is the wearer, you wonder, living with the virus? If so, why would he or she want to broadcast this painful truth to complete strangers?
n fact, the T-shirt compels us to ponder why, 25 years after the disease was first publicized and 11 years after the discovery of life-saving treatment, millions the world over still bear the burden annie lennox aidsof infection alone and without hope. It forces us to consider how the global response to one of the greatest crises of our time has remained so tepid that each year the pandemic continues to claim five million new infections and three million more lives.
The “HIV POSITIVE” T-shirt, then, is an intentionally provocative rebuke to inaction. It battles the silence, apathy, and stigma that impede awareness, prevention, and treatment measures. Today, it is an internationally recognized symbol worn by people who are HIV-positive and HIV-negative alike, including renowned figures such as Nelson Mandela. In a bold display of solidarity, the wearer proclaims the need for each of us to act “positively” to fight the pandemic regardless of our HIV status.
She looks pretty sick. annie lennox aidsAnd wearing HIV Positive shirt would make you think she does have it and that's a way of her saying it without saying it, I don't think she doe, her interviews seem fine, she is doing it I think for attention and awareness because she had her friend pass away from it.
i googled " Is annie lennox hiv positive?" and there was several articals says they had "heard" she was, but she has not made it offically known. If she does then my prayers are with her and her family, it's a very sad disease wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.
i noticed that myself and wondered the same.
she does look kinda ill, but she could just be aging.
let me know what you find out
I noticed that too. Hope not.
lyrics myspace headlinesWhat are some good myspace headlines from song lyrics?
What kind of music are you into?
If you are intolyrics myspace headlines the whole "Indie" thing "Bright Eyeslyrics myspace headlines" is a really good band with good quotes.
If you are intolyrics myspace headlines the whole "Indie" thing "Bright Eyeslyrics myspace headlines" is a really good band with good quotes.
anticon lyricsWho do you think are the best abstract rappers?
Gfk
Rae
Aesop
El p are some good ones
C rays and vordul are pretty good
Kook Keith is alright
E 40 can be cool
Dels lyrics aren't really abstract to me he just has different subject matter
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So are week and illogic
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Sage Francis AV儿劣* no
Antipop consortium and lat ryx are ok
Eydea is AV儿劣AV儿劣** on rye
the freestyle fellowship guys anticon lyricsare ok but kind of corny
Busdriver!
Master P
No one you named....
Shawty Lo
Jay-Z his rhymes are just better because from the wisdom from his age.
Atmosphere, Doomtree, Blueprint, P.O.S., J.S. Free, Dynospectrum
Rae
Aesop
El p are some good ones
C rays and vordul are pretty good
Kook Keith is alright
E 40 can be cool
Dels lyrics aren't really abstract to me he just has different subject matter
Warcloud is kind ofanticon lyrics AV儿劣
So are week and illogic
Some of the anticon guys are alright but a lot of that AV儿劣* is AV儿劣
Sage Francis AV儿劣* no
Antipop consortium and lat ryx are ok
Eydea is AV儿劣AV儿劣** on rye
the freestyle fellowship guys anticon lyricsare ok but kind of corny
Busdriver!
Master P
No one you named....
Shawty Lo
Jay-Z his rhymes are just better because from the wisdom from his age.
Atmosphere, Doomtree, Blueprint, P.O.S., J.S. Free, Dynospectrum
natalie portman picturesA Place to find very good Natalie Portman pics?
I am just wondering if anyone might know where to find some really good Natalie Portman pictures. Especially from Star Wars. Thanx!
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otc real time quotesWhere can I find *real
I would like a website or program that tells me the highest penny-stock gainers during the day (*in real time*) To be clear, I don't want to select a portfolio of securities to follow, just a broad "market movers" type list.
There is no such beast.
OTC and Bulletin Board stocks trade (surprise, surprise!) over totc real time quoteshe counter, or on one of many Bulletin Boards, so there is no central exchange recording those transaction in "real time"...
Don't waste your money & effort digging through the manure on the barn floor.....there IS NO PONY under there!
Thanks for the advice. It turns out that one can actually ascertain otc real time quotesreal-time prices through the TD Ameritrade 'Stock Screener' ...by the way, I understand that penny stocks have that nomenclature for a reason; I was merely trying to 'game' a 15-minute time delay in a stock game for class. :)
There is no such beast.
OTC and Bulletin Board stocks trade (surprise, surprise!) over totc real time quoteshe counter, or on one of many Bulletin Boards, so there is no central exchange recording those transaction in "real time"...
Don't waste your money & effort digging through the manure on the barn floor.....there IS NO PONY under there!
Thanks for the advice. It turns out that one can actually ascertain otc real time quotesreal-time prices through the TD Ameritrade 'Stock Screener' ...by the way, I understand that penny stocks have that nomenclature for a reason; I was merely trying to 'game' a 15-minute time delay in a stock game for class. :)
why wait theme musicPolls: Who is your favorite music artist,and why? What genre?
The question says it all.
Mine would be (gasp) Marilyn Manson. Why,simply due to the art. It seems to be more exquisite and intricate than other i see now a days. He isn't afraid to be who he is,or say what we won't. (insert the rest of why I like him rant)
His genre is around the industrial/heavy metal/rock. Every album is different and seems to have a new sound or theme each time. You can't really pinpoint it exactly...:
So,answers?
Also, can't wait for Born Villian!!
Aeon awhy wait theme musict the moment
It's death metal
I listen to black metal as well. I like Immortal. But I also listen to thrash I like Megadeth..
IDK why maybe because metal is the way to go. I'm kidding I love the complexity of the guitarists and the lyrics
Pink Floyd.
Lyrically, musically, and just everything about them I have always loved. Deepest and most intelligent band I've ever listened to.
Eminem. It's hard to explain. He's just different. He is an absolute lyrical genius and juswhy wait theme musict to see what all he has been through is amazing. His music is very deep. It's of the hiphop/rap genre.
Hatsune Miku. I love the sound of her voice, all the songs are varied and have deep meanings to them. And she's so cute!
I think it is of the Vocaloid genre.
I'll hopefully go to one of the concerts some day!
Anathema. They stood for me at some really hard times and i can't help but love them.
Cheers mate.
Mine would be (gasp) Marilyn Manson. Why,simply due to the art. It seems to be more exquisite and intricate than other i see now a days. He isn't afraid to be who he is,or say what we won't. (insert the rest of why I like him rant)
His genre is around the industrial/heavy metal/rock. Every album is different and seems to have a new sound or theme each time. You can't really pinpoint it exactly...:
So,answers?
Also, can't wait for Born Villian!!
Aeon awhy wait theme musict the moment
It's death metal
I listen to black metal as well. I like Immortal. But I also listen to thrash I like Megadeth..
IDK why maybe because metal is the way to go. I'm kidding I love the complexity of the guitarists and the lyrics
Pink Floyd.
Lyrically, musically, and just everything about them I have always loved. Deepest and most intelligent band I've ever listened to.
Eminem. It's hard to explain. He's just different. He is an absolute lyrical genius and juswhy wait theme musict to see what all he has been through is amazing. His music is very deep. It's of the hiphop/rap genre.
Hatsune Miku. I love the sound of her voice, all the songs are varied and have deep meanings to them. And she's so cute!
I think it is of the Vocaloid genre.
I'll hopefully go to one of the concerts some day!
Anathema. They stood for me at some really hard times and i can't help but love them.
Cheers mate.
avril lavigne newsAvril Lavigne ??
So its been all over the news that Avril Lavigne is pregnant, do you think its true?, has she admitted it?i thought she was all innocent,but how shocked was we all when we got married ? so maybe it is true what do you think ?
I don't think she is pregant she don't seem like a mother type but yea I don't think so but if she is yep I would defently be shocked
Keep Smiling
.xoxo
no cause it's 5 months l8er...i just watched a video and she says she needs to get in shape
she has a small body type but doesn't exercise much... avril lavigne news
Nope its not true I haven't seen or heard that anywhere. If it was true the media would have made a big fuss about it like they did to Britney Spears, & now Nicole Riche
huh? she's engaged? and pregnant? i didn't know this! well she doesn't look pregnant..... and i dont understand it when you said ''how shocked was we all when we got married''? oh brother... anyway she doesn't look pregnant and maybe she's engaged who knows?
where did this innocense idea come from?
and maybe she hasn't heard of the new anarexic trend.
I havenavril lavigne news't heard of this either.
But if she was, I see nothing wrong with it, shes married.
i dont think its true that would be major news and everyone would have heard about it and it would be swarmed news by fans and reporters
I dont think shes pregnat, but it is a possibility. Never believe any rumours about celebritys until the celebrity says its true themselves. If she is pregnat though, good for her its not like it came from out of nowhere seeing how shes married.
I don't think she is pregant she don't seem like a mother type but yea I don't think so but if she is yep I would defently be shocked
Keep Smiling
.xoxo
no cause it's 5 months l8er...i just watched a video and she says she needs to get in shape
she has a small body type but doesn't exercise much... avril lavigne news
Nope its not true I haven't seen or heard that anywhere. If it was true the media would have made a big fuss about it like they did to Britney Spears, & now Nicole Riche
huh? she's engaged? and pregnant? i didn't know this! well she doesn't look pregnant..... and i dont understand it when you said ''how shocked was we all when we got married''? oh brother... anyway she doesn't look pregnant and maybe she's engaged who knows?
where did this innocense idea come from?
and maybe she hasn't heard of the new anarexic trend.
I havenavril lavigne news't heard of this either.
But if she was, I see nothing wrong with it, shes married.
i dont think its true that would be major news and everyone would have heard about it and it would be swarmed news by fans and reporters
I dont think shes pregnat, but it is a possibility. Never believe any rumours about celebritys until the celebrity says its true themselves. If she is pregnat though, good for her its not like it came from out of nowhere seeing how shes married.
what is high school algebraWhat college course is equivalent to high school algebra?
I dropped out of high school in 9th grade (had a baby). Since then I have gotten my GED and started college. One of the requirements to get my degree is to complete one unit that is equivalent to high school algebra.
What course do I need to take?
since course requirements vary from school to school to school, I cannot tell you what course to take. However, I would advise that you speak with your counselor. Set up an appointment with him or her to develop a course curriculum. This will take about an hour to complete. Your counselor will help you figure out which courses you need to take, and in what order. He/she wiwhat is high school algebrall also help you find out what the course numbers are for all of your required courses, and may even help get you registered.
Most likely you are looking for a MATH 1010 (sometimes called MATH 101) course. It usually has the description of 'intermediate algebra' or something like that and it teaches just about everything and a little more of high school algebra.
However, different schools have different names for their classes so I would investigate or talk with a counselor
For your assistance , this is the Salt Lake Community College Description of MATH 1010 : Prereq: Within one year, MATH 0990 with C or better or appropriate
what is high school algebraCPT or ACT scores. Linear and quadratic equations; inequities;
polynominals; rational expressions; radicals; negative and rational
exponents; complex numbers; linear systems; introduction to functions;
logarithms; and exponential functions.
note: it is possible a high school equivalent course is actually the course below 1010 but my hunch is that your college wants you to take a MATH 1010 equivalent course. Good luck!
If that's a requirement for your degree, your school probably has a certain course or few courses to fill it. Ask your counselor or adviser to find out what it is.
What course do I need to take?
since course requirements vary from school to school to school, I cannot tell you what course to take. However, I would advise that you speak with your counselor. Set up an appointment with him or her to develop a course curriculum. This will take about an hour to complete. Your counselor will help you figure out which courses you need to take, and in what order. He/she wiwhat is high school algebrall also help you find out what the course numbers are for all of your required courses, and may even help get you registered.
Most likely you are looking for a MATH 1010 (sometimes called MATH 101) course. It usually has the description of 'intermediate algebra' or something like that and it teaches just about everything and a little more of high school algebra.
However, different schools have different names for their classes so I would investigate or talk with a counselor
For your assistance , this is the Salt Lake Community College Description of MATH 1010 : Prereq: Within one year, MATH 0990 with C or better or appropriate
what is high school algebraCPT or ACT scores. Linear and quadratic equations; inequities;
polynominals; rational expressions; radicals; negative and rational
exponents; complex numbers; linear systems; introduction to functions;
logarithms; and exponential functions.
note: it is possible a high school equivalent course is actually the course below 1010 but my hunch is that your college wants you to take a MATH 1010 equivalent course. Good luck!
If that's a requirement for your degree, your school probably has a certain course or few courses to fill it. Ask your counselor or adviser to find out what it is.
do vegetarians eat chickenWhy do some vegetarians still eat chicken?
I went to a vegan restaurant with a couple of friends (their invite), and although there was no red meat on the menu, they had chicken and fish. When I asked the waiter why, he said that some vegetarians eat chicken and fish.
Why is that? Wouldn't that make a person a non-vegetarian because they're eating meat? Or is it because it's not red meat?
A true Vegetarian does not eat meat of any kind. Pescarians eat fish, no meat. If you eat chicken you're a carnivore...get over calling yourself vegetarian. Vegans eat no meat, dairy, or animal products of any kind. Some ppl call themselvedo vegetarians eat chickens by these names but don't practice them.
ok i am a vegetarian and i eat a little bit of chicken. a vegetarian is someone that does not eat red meat. a vegan is someone that does not eat any kind of meat at all and not dairy products. but vegetarians can eat chicken and fish and they would still be vegetarians.
They eat chicken because they didn't get full eating broccoli and brussel sprouts.
there are not vegitarians if they eat chicken.
Vegitarians don't eat fish either.
They are not a "true" vegetarian.... they just opt nodo vegetarians eat chickent to eat red meat. That's what I figure.
there are different types of vegetarians
scroll down a lil and you will see the different types
because some food don't have some sources other kinds got
Because some vegetarians only refuse to eat cute animals. Chicken and fish are not cute, therefore it's OK to eat them.
Since everything else tasts like Chicken, the vegatarians allow the actual source to be comsumed as well!
if they are eating chicken, they are not true vegitarians
They eat chicken b'cause they're in denial!
Why is that? Wouldn't that make a person a non-vegetarian because they're eating meat? Or is it because it's not red meat?
A true Vegetarian does not eat meat of any kind. Pescarians eat fish, no meat. If you eat chicken you're a carnivore...get over calling yourself vegetarian. Vegans eat no meat, dairy, or animal products of any kind. Some ppl call themselvedo vegetarians eat chickens by these names but don't practice them.
ok i am a vegetarian and i eat a little bit of chicken. a vegetarian is someone that does not eat red meat. a vegan is someone that does not eat any kind of meat at all and not dairy products. but vegetarians can eat chicken and fish and they would still be vegetarians.
They eat chicken because they didn't get full eating broccoli and brussel sprouts.
there are not vegitarians if they eat chicken.
Vegitarians don't eat fish either.
They are not a "true" vegetarian.... they just opt nodo vegetarians eat chickent to eat red meat. That's what I figure.
there are different types of vegetarians
scroll down a lil and you will see the different types
because some food don't have some sources other kinds got
Because some vegetarians only refuse to eat cute animals. Chicken and fish are not cute, therefore it's OK to eat them.
Since everything else tasts like Chicken, the vegatarians allow the actual source to be comsumed as well!
if they are eating chicken, they are not true vegitarians
They eat chicken b'cause they're in denial!
anxiety medication listList of Anxiety Medication and what they do/how they make you feel?
It's different for everyone. Some people get many side effects, like worsened anxiety, suicidal thoughts and physical symptomanxiety medication lists like nausea and restless leg syndrome. Other people get much better from them, and can be themselves with very little anxieanxiety medication listty. You must find the right drug for you. Though, you should try and fix it trough therapy, and a healthy lifestyle first.
vegetarians that eat chickenWhy do some vegetarians still eat chicken?
I went to a vegan restaurant with a couple of friends (their invite), and although there was no red meat on the menu, they had chicken and fish. When I asked the waiter why, he said that some vegetarians eat chicken and fish.
Why is that? Wouldn't that make a person a non-vegetarian because they're eating meat? Or is it because it's not red meat?
A true Vegetarian does not eat meat of any kind. Pescarians eat fish, no meat. If you eat chicken you're a carnivore...get over calling yourself vegetarian. Vegans eat no meat, dairy, or animal products of any kind. Some ppl call themselvevegetarians that eat chickens by these names but don't practice them.
ok i am a vegetarian and i eat a little bit of chicken. a vegetarian is someone that does not eat red meat. a vegan is someone that does not eat any kind of meat at all and not dairy products. but vegetarians can eat chicken and fish and they would still be vegetarians.
They eat chicken because they didn't get full eating broccoli and brussel sprouts.
there are not vegitarians if they eat chicken.
Vegitarians don't eat fish either.
They are not a "true" vegetarian.... they just opt novegetarians that eat chickent to eat red meat. That's what I figure.
there are different types of vegetarians
scroll down a lil and you will see the different types
because some food don't have some sources other kinds got
Because some vegetarians only refuse to eat cute animals. Chicken and fish are not cute, therefore it's OK to eat them.
Since everything else tasts like Chicken, the vegatarians allow the actual source to be comsumed as well!
if they are eating chicken, they are not true vegitarians
They eat chicken b'cause they're in denial!
Why is that? Wouldn't that make a person a non-vegetarian because they're eating meat? Or is it because it's not red meat?
A true Vegetarian does not eat meat of any kind. Pescarians eat fish, no meat. If you eat chicken you're a carnivore...get over calling yourself vegetarian. Vegans eat no meat, dairy, or animal products of any kind. Some ppl call themselvevegetarians that eat chickens by these names but don't practice them.
ok i am a vegetarian and i eat a little bit of chicken. a vegetarian is someone that does not eat red meat. a vegan is someone that does not eat any kind of meat at all and not dairy products. but vegetarians can eat chicken and fish and they would still be vegetarians.
They eat chicken because they didn't get full eating broccoli and brussel sprouts.
there are not vegitarians if they eat chicken.
Vegitarians don't eat fish either.
They are not a "true" vegetarian.... they just opt novegetarians that eat chickent to eat red meat. That's what I figure.
there are different types of vegetarians
scroll down a lil and you will see the different types
because some food don't have some sources other kinds got
Because some vegetarians only refuse to eat cute animals. Chicken and fish are not cute, therefore it's OK to eat them.
Since everything else tasts like Chicken, the vegatarians allow the actual source to be comsumed as well!
if they are eating chicken, they are not true vegitarians
They eat chicken b'cause they're in denial!
wynonna judd lyricsDoes anyone have the lyrics to the song "My Strongest Weakness" ?
that song is sung by Wynonna Judd....please if anyone knows this....please answer my question
Here you go ;-)
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
cause I just cant go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now Im all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
(chorus)
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
Its gonna be a long, long time
til I regain control
Im still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And Im afraid hell always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldnt understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now hes gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
(repeat chorus)
yeah its------------
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
cause I just cant go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now Im all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
(chorus)
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
Its gonna be a long, long time
til I regain control
Im still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And Im afraid hell always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldnt understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now hes gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
(repeat chorus)
You're my greatest weakness I love you so much
And I rise to paradise anytime we touch
You do something to me you and all your charms
Can resist the little kiss when I'm in your arms
You're my weakness my greatest weakness
There's more for sure but somehow you're my greatest weakness yet
[ piano - strings ]
You're my greatest weakness say you want me to
Don't know how I lived till now without loving you
I just go to pieces everytime you speak
Love me long and love me strong don't care if I'm weak
You're my weakness...
My Strongest Weakness Lyrics by Judd Wynonna
Words and Music bywynonna judd lyrics Naomi Judd and Mike Reid
The keeper of the gates of wisdom, please let me in
'Cause I just can't go through another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis how could I be so blind
Now all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time 'til I regain control
I'm still a prisoner held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness and I'm afraid he'll always be
I gave my faithful hear to someone, I couldn't understand
How he held my little world in the palm of his hand
Now he's gone and life goes on so if the pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
If I fall in love again
(repeat chorus)
here's the link to it. =D
Artist: Wynonna Judd Lyrics
Song: My Strongest Weakness Lyrics
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
'Cause I just can't go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now I'm all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
[Chorus]
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time
'Til I regain control
I'm still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldn't understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now he's gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
[Repeat Chorus]
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
'Cause I just can't go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind
Now all alone and scared to stand
Slowly going out of my mind
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time
Till I regain control
I'm still a prisoner held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
Who couldn't understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now he's gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be wynonna judd lyricsafraid to risk it all
To ever fall in love again
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time
Till I regain control
I'm still a prisoner held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
?Cause I just can?t go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now I'm all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
(Chorus)
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It?s gonna be a long, long time
'Til I regain control
I?m still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he?ll always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldn?t understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now he?s gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
(Repeat Chorus)
My Strongest Weakness
(From the album "WYNONNA")
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
Cause I just can't go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now I'm all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
(Chorus)
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time
'Til I regain control
I'm still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldn't understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now he's gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
(Repeat Chorus)
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Here you go ;-)
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
cause I just cant go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now Im all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
(chorus)
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
Its gonna be a long, long time
til I regain control
Im still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And Im afraid hell always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldnt understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now hes gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
(repeat chorus)
yeah its------------
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
cause I just cant go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now Im all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
(chorus)
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
Its gonna be a long, long time
til I regain control
Im still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And Im afraid hell always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldnt understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now hes gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
(repeat chorus)
You're my greatest weakness I love you so much
And I rise to paradise anytime we touch
You do something to me you and all your charms
Can resist the little kiss when I'm in your arms
You're my weakness my greatest weakness
There's more for sure but somehow you're my greatest weakness yet
[ piano - strings ]
You're my greatest weakness say you want me to
Don't know how I lived till now without loving you
I just go to pieces everytime you speak
Love me long and love me strong don't care if I'm weak
You're my weakness...
My Strongest Weakness Lyrics by Judd Wynonna
Words and Music bywynonna judd lyrics Naomi Judd and Mike Reid
The keeper of the gates of wisdom, please let me in
'Cause I just can't go through another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis how could I be so blind
Now all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time 'til I regain control
I'm still a prisoner held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness and I'm afraid he'll always be
I gave my faithful hear to someone, I couldn't understand
How he held my little world in the palm of his hand
Now he's gone and life goes on so if the pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
If I fall in love again
(repeat chorus)
here's the link to it. =D
Artist: Wynonna Judd Lyrics
Song: My Strongest Weakness Lyrics
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
'Cause I just can't go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now I'm all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
[Chorus]
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time
'Til I regain control
I'm still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldn't understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now he's gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
[Repeat Chorus]
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
'Cause I just can't go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind
Now all alone and scared to stand
Slowly going out of my mind
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time
Till I regain control
I'm still a prisoner held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
Who couldn't understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now he's gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be wynonna judd lyricsafraid to risk it all
To ever fall in love again
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time
Till I regain control
I'm still a prisoner held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
?Cause I just can?t go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now I'm all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
(Chorus)
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It?s gonna be a long, long time
'Til I regain control
I?m still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he?ll always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldn?t understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now he?s gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
(Repeat Chorus)
My Strongest Weakness
(From the album "WYNONNA")
The keeper of the gates of wisdom
Please let me in
Cause I just can't go through
Another heartache again
Pretty lies and alibis
How could I be so blind?
Now I'm all alone and scared to stay
Slowly going out of my mind
(Chorus)
He was my strongest weakness
I surrendered heart and soul
It's gonna be a long, long time
'Til I regain control
I'm still a prisoner
Held captive by his memory
He was my strongest weakness
And I'm afraid he'll always be
I gave my faithful heart to someone
I couldn't understand
How he held my little world
In the palm of his hand
Now he's gone and life goes on
So if this pain will ever end
Will I be afraid to risk it all
Ever fall in love again?
(Repeat Chorus)
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funny death quotesFunny death note quotes?
just out of boredom. i need something for my deviantart sig and i thought something funny might be good ^^
GAH! There are just so many!
Matsuda: "Ryuzaki, is there anything I can do to help with the investigation... besides the manager thing?"
L: "Could you get me another cup of coffee?"
Light: "I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!!!"
(Ok....so, that one was meant to be dramatic....but I bet NO ONE kept a straight face when Light said that!)
Ryuk (Talking to Light): "But if you kill all the bad people.......you will be the only bastard left."
L: "If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours."
(Then the chief puts the strawberry in his pocket. xD I laughed so hard)
L: "My number of friends has increased yet again......"
L: "Bang! Bang! Bang! If I were Kira, you'd all be dead by now."
Yeah...My favourite is probably the strawberry one.
Why is L so awesome?
:P
Hope that helps!
I love the strawberry quote also, the dubs I had worded it like this "I'll give you this strawberry, so please keefunny death quotesp it a secret."
My fav quotes:
Matsuda: Ryuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job?
L: You want to be useful?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee.
L: If you keep my secret, I'll give you this strawberry
(or it was something like that)
L: (talking to Light) What’s wrong? You look so mad, so I thought you might want some cake too
His lines always crack me up! Also, everyone mentioned this one basically, when L is like: "Yes, that would be dark" XD
L is my idol! I love him!
Light: I'll take a potato chip...and EAT it!
AV儿劣*
L:Kira is childish and he hates losing... I'm also childish and hate losing.
AV儿劣*
L: I'm... a pervert??
AV儿劣*
Misa:"I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark."
AV儿劣*
L: Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.
AV儿劣*
L:Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?
AV儿劣*
L: (after getting hit by Ligh) Tfunny death quoteshat hurts
AV儿劣*
Misa: You just want to see me pee again, YOU PERVERT
AV儿劣*
Misa: Light, won't you sleep with me?
Light: ...Why are you saying that Misa?
Misa: I know, after we catch Kira, right? Don't be shy Light.
L: Please don't be shy, Light-kun.
Light: I'm not being shy.
L: Don't be serious about it either
AV儿劣*
Matsuda: "I wonder, is it about ten million dollars?
Ryuk: How many apples could I buy with that?"
AV儿劣**
I think the funniest Death Note quote would be:
Misa: I cant live in a world without you Light!
L:...yes, that would be dark
or something like that XD
Well, somebody already said this =p but
Misa: I don't want to live in a world without Light!
L: Yes that would be very dark
I loved that quote! =D
steal his cake, he cant think without food (ok im terrible at jokes if you must know TT.TT)
I love the one where Light was all "I WILL TAKE A CHIP...AND EAT IT!" roflroflrofl.
GAH! There are just so many!
Matsuda: "Ryuzaki, is there anything I can do to help with the investigation... besides the manager thing?"
L: "Could you get me another cup of coffee?"
Light: "I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!!!"
(Ok....so, that one was meant to be dramatic....but I bet NO ONE kept a straight face when Light said that!)
Ryuk (Talking to Light): "But if you kill all the bad people.......you will be the only bastard left."
L: "If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours."
(Then the chief puts the strawberry in his pocket. xD I laughed so hard)
L: "My number of friends has increased yet again......"
L: "Bang! Bang! Bang! If I were Kira, you'd all be dead by now."
Yeah...My favourite is probably the strawberry one.
Why is L so awesome?
:P
Hope that helps!
I love the strawberry quote also, the dubs I had worded it like this "I'll give you this strawberry, so please keefunny death quotesp it a secret."
My fav quotes:
Matsuda: Ryuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job?
L: You want to be useful?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee.
L: If you keep my secret, I'll give you this strawberry
(or it was something like that)
L: (talking to Light) What’s wrong? You look so mad, so I thought you might want some cake too
His lines always crack me up! Also, everyone mentioned this one basically, when L is like: "Yes, that would be dark" XD
L is my idol! I love him!
Light: I'll take a potato chip...and EAT it!
AV儿劣*
L:Kira is childish and he hates losing... I'm also childish and hate losing.
AV儿劣*
L: I'm... a pervert??
AV儿劣*
Misa:"I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark."
AV儿劣*
L: Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.
AV儿劣*
L:Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?
AV儿劣*
L: (after getting hit by Ligh) Tfunny death quoteshat hurts
AV儿劣*
Misa: You just want to see me pee again, YOU PERVERT
AV儿劣*
Misa: Light, won't you sleep with me?
Light: ...Why are you saying that Misa?
Misa: I know, after we catch Kira, right? Don't be shy Light.
L: Please don't be shy, Light-kun.
Light: I'm not being shy.
L: Don't be serious about it either
AV儿劣*
Matsuda: "I wonder, is it about ten million dollars?
Ryuk: How many apples could I buy with that?"
AV儿劣**
I think the funniest Death Note quote would be:
Misa: I cant live in a world without you Light!
L:...yes, that would be dark
or something like that XD
Well, somebody already said this =p but
Misa: I don't want to live in a world without Light!
L: Yes that would be very dark
I loved that quote! =D
steal his cake, he cant think without food (ok im terrible at jokes if you must know TT.TT)
I love the one where Light was all "I WILL TAKE A CHIP...AND EAT IT!" roflroflrofl.
ectopic pregnancy nursing careWeird Question about pregnancy ?
Hello! So since day one of my pregnancy I've experienced period like cramps. I spoke to a emerg dr, my family doctor AND I got a ultrasound. They told me not to worry because everything looks great! This pregnancy is high risk because last year I had a ectopic pregnancy so my dr has kept a close eye on me and this baby. I'm just about 22 weeks. I saw my doctor 3-4 day ago and GREAT NEWS! he said he doesn't need to see me as often because this pregnancy is going the way a healthy pregnancy should go!(yay!) he also told me around my 20th week I would experience lower back pains.(books have also told me that) And I did start getting those around my 19th week. But because of my first pregnancy I've been taking it pretty easy. My husband has been taking care of the house work...you know men? Haha he straightens up. Not cleans haha so last night I decided to clean the house. I left the house well ventilated, wore gloves, took breaks andectopic pregnancy nursing care I made sure I drank plenty of water. Well before bed I got those cramps I was told not to worry about with the back pains. When ever I lye down I feel SO MUCH BETTER!!! it's not bad constant dying pain. I'm just sore. I kinda think I did it when I was cleaning. I've been out of the house since I became pregnant BUT I haven't been to active(cleaning type active) and I've felt GREAT! and this starts when I finally stop cleaning? That's why I think that's what did it. I'm not the type that ignores something that's wrong. I'll go to the emerg if I have to. But I JUST saw my doctor and he said I'm great! So really I don't know if this is something that happens in pregnancy or if I just need to take it easy and me thinking house work isn't much work really was on my body. I'm lying down now and I feel lots better but when I walk I'm so sore. I even talked to my friend who's a nurse in pregnancy and she told me as long as I'm ectopic pregnancy nursing carenot bleeding and it's not intense pain I'm fine. I just notice I feel better hearing it from people who went threw it
i wouldnt worry about it. its just from doing what you were doing.
i worked as a housekeeper when i was pregnant, until i was about 22 weeks... every day of work, i'd have to stop and rest because i'd end up with horrible cramping from all the work i was doing! it just comes with pregnancy, i think. as long as the cramping goes away when you lay down or do something else, its fine. =) good luck and congrats
My dr said the same thing. As long as your not in horrible pain or bleeding there's no reason to worry. Just try to rest :)
Pains and cramps are normal and natural in pregnancy. You are fine no worries. A heating pad may help you feel better.
i wouldnt worry about it. its just from doing what you were doing.
i worked as a housekeeper when i was pregnant, until i was about 22 weeks... every day of work, i'd have to stop and rest because i'd end up with horrible cramping from all the work i was doing! it just comes with pregnancy, i think. as long as the cramping goes away when you lay down or do something else, its fine. =) good luck and congrats
My dr said the same thing. As long as your not in horrible pain or bleeding there's no reason to worry. Just try to rest :)
Pains and cramps are normal and natural in pregnancy. You are fine no worries. A heating pad may help you feel better.
why does a person yawnIf one person yawns, why does everyone around that person yawn as well?
i know someone asked why do we yawn, but i think tis it a better question!
Peer Pressure.
Hehe. Actually, the question is out there, all over the place, and there isn't a proven, definitive answer. My theory? Glad you asked... it's evolutionary. Either it was a way to trigger us, as a group (back when we hung out in groups, instead of shacked up in a dark room watching YouTube all day), that it was time to rest, or it had something to do with baring teeth, trying to intimidate or scare off a neighboring or approaching group (again, when we used to mwhy does a person yawnove in herds, back in the Dark Ages, like 1950). Great question. **Yawn** I think I'll scare someone into sleeping with me. ;)
Wait, why'd I get a thumbs-down??? Jealous bastards!!! :):)
it seems to be an instinctive, pavloivan response in human beings. "myth busters" devoted an entire episode to this question:) they did experiments with controls and everything.
very interesting.
Psychologist say that yawning is contagious.
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get rich quick scam revealed!
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I've always said that yawwhy does a person yawnns are contagious. I think it's a psychological thing.
It's a reflex to a display of aggression. Opening your mouth as wide as you can and showing your teeth, and the red of your mouth is intended to be a warning to "stay back". It's a reflex you can't control, left over from several thousand years ago when we were less than human. You can see this in action at the monkey house, too.
its in your head
i can stop yawning when i doing it but
its hard sometimes it doesnt work
Peer Pressure.
Hehe. Actually, the question is out there, all over the place, and there isn't a proven, definitive answer. My theory? Glad you asked... it's evolutionary. Either it was a way to trigger us, as a group (back when we hung out in groups, instead of shacked up in a dark room watching YouTube all day), that it was time to rest, or it had something to do with baring teeth, trying to intimidate or scare off a neighboring or approaching group (again, when we used to mwhy does a person yawnove in herds, back in the Dark Ages, like 1950). Great question. **Yawn** I think I'll scare someone into sleeping with me. ;)
Wait, why'd I get a thumbs-down??? Jealous bastards!!! :):)
it seems to be an instinctive, pavloivan response in human beings. "myth busters" devoted an entire episode to this question:) they did experiments with controls and everything.
very interesting.
Psychologist say that yawning is contagious.
------------------------------...
get rich quick scam revealed!
------------------------------...
I've always said that yawwhy does a person yawnns are contagious. I think it's a psychological thing.
It's a reflex to a display of aggression. Opening your mouth as wide as you can and showing your teeth, and the red of your mouth is intended to be a warning to "stay back". It's a reflex you can't control, left over from several thousand years ago when we were less than human. You can see this in action at the monkey house, too.
its in your head
i can stop yawning when i doing it but
its hard sometimes it doesnt work
what is medical diagnosisWhat is the actual difference between a medical diagnosis and a nursing diagnosis?
I know that a medical (doctor's) diagnosis is desease and treatment based, but what is a nursing diagnosis. Could someone give me an example of a nursing diagnosis??
The nursing diagnosis is care-focused. The medical diagnosis is etiology (cause) focused.
The nursing diagnosis identifies risks and needs of the patient both in the clinical setting (hospital, for example) and afterward (risks at home) that stem from the medical condition.
The mediwhat is medical diagnosiscal diagnosis is a phrase that identifies as nearly as possible the specific clinical entitiy that is causing illness, such as pulmonary tuberculosis. This doesn't necessarily specify comorbid conditions (problems also present) such as instability from weakness and emaciation which exposes a patient to the risk of falling and sustaining further injury, or immune deficiency resulting from the TB making the activation of shingles more likely.
what is medical diagnosisThe medical diagnosis specifies the pathology, such as respiratory insufficiency from advanced tuberculosis, but the nursing diagnosis will focus on the impact of the signs and symptoms on the patient and his/her caregivers. The nursing diagnosis might express the same problem in terms of the need for home oxygen after discharge, or that the patient will be smoking around this oxygen.
Nurses dont diagnose, only MD,PA,OR NP.
The nursing diagnosis is care-focused. The medical diagnosis is etiology (cause) focused.
The nursing diagnosis identifies risks and needs of the patient both in the clinical setting (hospital, for example) and afterward (risks at home) that stem from the medical condition.
The mediwhat is medical diagnosiscal diagnosis is a phrase that identifies as nearly as possible the specific clinical entitiy that is causing illness, such as pulmonary tuberculosis. This doesn't necessarily specify comorbid conditions (problems also present) such as instability from weakness and emaciation which exposes a patient to the risk of falling and sustaining further injury, or immune deficiency resulting from the TB making the activation of shingles more likely.
what is medical diagnosisThe medical diagnosis specifies the pathology, such as respiratory insufficiency from advanced tuberculosis, but the nursing diagnosis will focus on the impact of the signs and symptoms on the patient and his/her caregivers. The nursing diagnosis might express the same problem in terms of the need for home oxygen after discharge, or that the patient will be smoking around this oxygen.
Nurses dont diagnose, only MD,PA,OR NP.
johns hopkins locationsJohns Hopkins or Columbia?
Hello, I've been offered to do a Masters in Biotechnology at both Johns Hopkins and Columbia and I am caught in between. I don't know which one to choose because they are both great schools at great locations. Can someone help me out here?
Great Question...If you know you want to go to medical school, I would go to Johns Hopkins. It's ranked higher than Columbia in all the medical criteria, and of course has a great reputation. Sounds like the tennis and location all sway in favor of JH for you too. Congrjohns hopkins locationsats and best of luck to you! Both schools contending for you reflects well upon you. =)
John Hopkins is considered the best medical school in the world. Columbia... isnt Columbia is an ivy league school.
People who doesn't work in the medical industry will tell you to go to Columbia. but people who knows anything about the medical industry to go to johnhopkins.
I think you should pick john hopkins because your future employers knows how tough the school is.
Congratulations! These are two of the finestjohns hopkins locations schools in the country. You can safely flip a coin to choose between the two.
You might be able to get more student reviews of these schools using the links on my website.
Your future is very bright!
Not that it's really relevant, but my nephew got his Ph.d. at UC San Diego. He's now working in a biotech company where he is using microelectronics to decode DNA strands in a few hours that until quite recently took hundreds of laboratories years to decode.
Great Question...If you know you want to go to medical school, I would go to Johns Hopkins. It's ranked higher than Columbia in all the medical criteria, and of course has a great reputation. Sounds like the tennis and location all sway in favor of JH for you too. Congrjohns hopkins locationsats and best of luck to you! Both schools contending for you reflects well upon you. =)
John Hopkins is considered the best medical school in the world. Columbia... isnt Columbia is an ivy league school.
People who doesn't work in the medical industry will tell you to go to Columbia. but people who knows anything about the medical industry to go to johnhopkins.
I think you should pick john hopkins because your future employers knows how tough the school is.
Congratulations! These are two of the finestjohns hopkins locations schools in the country. You can safely flip a coin to choose between the two.
You might be able to get more student reviews of these schools using the links on my website.
Your future is very bright!
Not that it's really relevant, but my nephew got his Ph.d. at UC San Diego. He's now working in a biotech company where he is using microelectronics to decode DNA strands in a few hours that until quite recently took hundreds of laboratories years to decode.
dora preschool gamesNintendo DS games for preschool age.?
My daughter is preschool age and loves playing the DS. She has several games and I am looking for a few more that are age appropriate. She already has:
Crayola adventures
Diego safari
Diegodora preschool games dinosaur rescue
Dora saves the mermaids
Wonder Pet's save the animals
Any suggestions?
kids like pokemon
see also
Try something like... 1 of thdora preschool gamese Petz games, cooking mama, build-a-bear workshop, littlest pet shop, my little pony,disney fairy's, Disney princess.
thats all i could think of.
hope i helped =D
New Super Mario bros
Crayola adventures
Diego safari
Diegodora preschool games dinosaur rescue
Dora saves the mermaids
Wonder Pet's save the animals
Any suggestions?
kids like pokemon
see also
Try something like... 1 of thdora preschool gamese Petz games, cooking mama, build-a-bear workshop, littlest pet shop, my little pony,disney fairy's, Disney princess.
thats all i could think of.
hope i helped =D
New Super Mario bros
funny jokes for kidsReally funny kids jokes?
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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< /SPAN>
TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
______________________________________… < /DIV>
TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
______________________________________…
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we dfunny jokes for kidsidn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
______________________________________…
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
______________________________________…
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... ;'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composifunny jokes for kidstion on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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OMG These are SOOOOOOOOOO Hilarious!!! If I could give you 100 stars, I would!!!! But I can't so STAR FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
These Are Really Good i Am Sharing Them!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha, I love the ones with Millie and Harold.
hahahahahahahaha
lmao that was hilarious
OMG!! That was excellent!!!!!
So cute and funny!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
so funny
lol
lol
very funny
excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...
____________________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________
< /SPAN>
TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
______________________________________… < /DIV>
TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
______________________________________…
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we dfunny jokes for kidsidn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
______________________________________…
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
______________________________________…
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... ;'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
_________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composifunny jokes for kidstion on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________
OMG These are SOOOOOOOOOO Hilarious!!! If I could give you 100 stars, I would!!!! But I can't so STAR FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
These Are Really Good i Am Sharing Them!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha, I love the ones with Millie and Harold.
hahahahahahahaha
lmao that was hilarious
OMG!! That was excellent!!!!!
So cute and funny!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
so funny
lol
lol
very funny
excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...
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